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grumpyduck

(6,231 posts) Sat Feb 17, 2018, 02:32 PM Feb 2018

Do those mattresses on sale for President's Day come with yellow showers?

I don't know about the rest of the country, but out here in CA there are all kinds of ads for mattress sales for President's Day.

[drum roll... rim shot]

I wonder if they come with a yellow shower...

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Do those mattresses on sale for President's Day come with yellow showers? (Original Post) grumpyduck Feb 2018 OP

Yeah, all over the place. I bet Ilsa Feb 2018 #1

Mattress with the accessories of course.... magicarpet Feb 2018 #2

Only in 5-Star Moscow hotels (n/t) PJMcK Feb 2018 #3

Ilsa

(61,690 posts)

1. Yeah, all over the place. I bet

Reply to grumpyduck (Original post)

Sat Feb 17, 2018, 02:44 PM

Feb 2018

the current occupant of the WH is wishing for some quality mattress time with Russian hookers, porn stars, or Playboy playmates.

magicarpet

(14,143 posts)

2. Mattress with the accessories of course....

Reply to grumpyduck (Original post)

Sat Feb 17, 2018, 02:50 PM

Feb 2018

* 10 hot porn stars (Gender of your choice).

* 1 case of K-Y lube.

* A set of rubber pillow cases and sheets.

* 1 gallon of ammonia and a big box of heavy duty laundry detergent.

* Free rental of a steam extraction and wet vac if required to clean up the ceiling, walls, drapes and carpets.

PJMcK

(22,022 posts)

3. Only in 5-Star Moscow hotels (n/t)

Reply to grumpyduck (Original post)

Sat Feb 17, 2018, 03:15 PM

Feb 2018

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