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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)With Jared Kushner losing his top security clearance, Donald J. Trump is concerned that there will be no one to read classified documents aloud to him anymore, White House aides have confirmed.
The aides, speaking on condition of anonymity, said that Kushners recitation of top-secret documents had become something of a bedtime ritual for Trump.
Jared would kind of tuck him in and then start reading aloud a document about, say, North Koreas nuclear program or whatnot, one aide said. It got to be something that the President would look forward to.
Whenever Kushner was away on business trips to the United Arab Emirates, China, or other foreign countries, other members of the White House staff would try to fill in for him at bedtime, but Trump would always petulantly reject them.
Hed be, like, Youre no good. I want Jared, the aide said.
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ProudMNDemocrat
(16,481 posts)Give me a fucking break.
highplainsdem
(48,727 posts)House of Roberts
(5,120 posts)Reading to him is not adequate. (Yes, I know it's Borowitz)
BigmanPigman
(51,430 posts)and has a glass of warn milk and cookies before beddy-bye time. I guess Kelly Ivanka will do it until her clearance is pulled, then it will go to Kellyanne, then Sarah Fuckubee Sanders, then eventually Gen. Kelly dressed in a long blond wig and extra large high heels.