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Woman Marries Her AR-15 (Original Post)
bigtree
Mar 2018
OP
Liz references an M16 and this is an AR, do you need me to gunsplain the difference?
NightWatcher
Mar 2018
#12
ExciteBike66
(2,297 posts)1. Whelp, looks like the fundies were right about Obergefell.... nt
WhiskeyGrinder
(22,307 posts)2. Moonies keep on Moonieing.
Frustratedlady
(16,254 posts)3. She surely doesn't consummate the marriage?!?
After all, she is to bend to her husband's demands.
Takket
(21,528 posts)4. She's taking the term "gun jumper" WAYYY too seriously
malaise
(268,693 posts)23. Jumper or humper?
Takket
(21,528 posts)24. HUMPER GAH autocorrect
samir.g
(835 posts)5. gun nuts are fucking sick
Fred Sanders
(23,946 posts)26. Not even Russian bots could have dreamed of this obscenity.
trueblue2007
(17,193 posts)6. MORON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IronLionZion
(45,380 posts)7. Did the gun consent to this? Does it love her too?
The moonies are a weird cult who supposedly want world peace.
Deb
(3,742 posts)8. I wonder who's baking their cake
underpants
(182,603 posts)9. Liz Phair covered this year's ago
NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)12. Liz references an M16 and this is an AR, do you need me to gunsplain the difference?
I'm so kidding.
Love Liz.
underpants
(182,603 posts)14. Armalite Rifle
You're impressed, I can tell
Crunchy Frog
(26,578 posts)10. That's going to be a bang up wedding night.
demmiblue
(36,823 posts)11. I want to go back to the good old days when the nuptials between a person and an inanimate object...
consisted of a woman marrying the Eiffel Tower.
Demsrule86
(68,456 posts)13. I hope it doesn't go off on her...
Willie Pep
(841 posts)15. Should be an interesting honeymoon. nt.
gibraltar72
(7,498 posts)16. That gun does not look old enough to consent.
Blue Owl
(50,257 posts)17. I've heard of shotgun weddings, but geeez...
Hoyt
(54,770 posts)18. Fortunately, most women are not fanatic gun-humpers, like male gunners.
I hope that's OK.
Stinky The Clown
(67,761 posts)19. Fuck Gunz. Fuck Gunners. Fuck these cultist morons.
BoneyardDem
(1,202 posts)22. ...not until the honeymoon. Remember, fundie?
mercuryblues
(14,522 posts)20. What happens
if it prematurely, ah, uh....discharges?
Initech
(100,038 posts)21. Wait - aren't they always the ones screaming about sex with inanimate objects?
Dem2
(8,166 posts)25. Unstable people
...do stupid things. Not even worth my energy except to laugh.
Ohiogal
(31,909 posts)27. Would Kim Davis issue them a license?
JDC
(10,114 posts)28. Just like the Bible and Kim Davis say...
I may have to leave this country. It's too f'in crazy.