Yet another reason to hate Rudy Giuliani & hope he goes down

[MelissaB]

for his role in the last presidential election.

Wow. Rudy Giuliani got on stage with Trump this weekend at a GOP donor reception... and said this

Link to tweet

[shenmue]

1. Fun fact: asshole Giuliani is actually my third cousin, somehow

[sweetroxie]

3. Somehow? Was he actually born

as a human?

[shenmue]

4. He was married to one of my other cousins

[MelissaB]

5. :snort

[CentralMass]

2. I've always thought that they are both huge assholes.

[trof]

6. The asshole joke:

Lars's house had burned down and a charred body was found among the wreckage. The sheriff, knowing that Ole and Sven were good buddies of Lars, called them down to identify the body. Ole goes in first and the sheriff asks him "So is this Lars?" and Ole says "Well I'm not sure now. Could ya flip him over on his belly?" So he does and Ole says "No dat ders not Lars."

Next the sheriff calls Sven in and asks him "Is this Lars?" Sven replies "Well his face is pretty gosh darn charred, why don'tcha flip em over?" So he does and Sven says "No sir dat ain't Lars." The sheriff then asked "Why the heck did both you and Ole ask to flip him over?" Sven replied "Well everywhere we went people would say There goes Lars with them two assholes."

[CentralMass]

7. +1