Trump was right, he could drop his pants on 5th Ave ...

[Snake Plissken]

take a ѕhit, and his cult members would fight over who gets to rub their face in it

I've never seen anything like this. No matter what he does, they continue to worship him.

[cilla4progress]

1. Think of it like

A cult. Makes a lot more sense, then.

[Docreed2003]

2. I think you are, sadly, spot on

I said previously that anything short of dropping a duece on the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office would be considered “presidential” to his syncophants...now I’m not so sure there wouldn’t be people lining up to praise the form and consistency of his shitting abilities

[democratisphere]

3. Stockholm Syndrome on steroids.

Only explanation.

[Phoenix61]

4. Reminds me of the people who go to wrasslin, not wrestling, matches

and believe it's real. All of it.

[Golden Raisin]

5. Trump has a long history with WrestleMania, etc.

So your theory makes eminent sense.

[ProudLib72]

6. My dog likes to roll in shit sometimes. Do you think it means she is a deplorable?

Maybe I should take her to the vet. Maybe get her a flea, tick, and tRump collar?