This bit from the "Funny Or Die" Website MAY HAVE been posted here before, but it's worth a repost.

[Miles Archer]

26 Things That Can Go Fuck Themselves

http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/b98ac05e63/things-that-can-go-fuck-themselves

Whether something ultra-specific or something incredibly broad, be it a tiny annoyance or a max-level aggravation, here is a list of things that, quite frankly, can go fuck themselves.

Weak-ass coffee
People who comment on your status without liking it
Using someone else’s keyboard and it’s just a tiny bit smaller than yours
Getting a bad gift from someone and having to please THEM by acting grateful
Harsh overhead lighting
The 7th Season of Gilmore Girls
People walking slower than you on the sidewalk
People walking faster than you on the sidewalk
Splashing me when I’m not trying to get wet
Any business that only accepts cash
Summer … but also the winter
Websites that end in .biz
People who post memes I’ve already seen
Green bananas
Just the fact that fitted sheets don’t come with folding instructions
Bus drivers that see you, but don’t stop
When it rains, but you’re not inside
Butt sweat … let’s be honest
That we never really gave the recent 90210 remake a freaking chance
When one earbud works and the other doesn’t
Soda cans that are cold on the aluminum, but still warm on the inside
Honey containers and how you can never keep the outside from getting sticky
Hair loss (male and female)
Being nice to Uncle David
That feeling of watching Seinfeld on Hulu, even though you have the DVDs, and now for some reason you feel lazy just because you wanted to watch your man Kramer be hilarious
Donald “Fucking” Trump