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https://www.rawstory.com/2018/03/louisiana-pastor-erected-third-largest-cross-us-busted-possession-meth-report/
A pastor in Louisiana who erected the third-largest cross in America at his church is being held at the Bossier Maximum Security Facility after being arrested on methamphetamine charges, the Shreveport Times reported Friday.
Andy C. Harris, 56, was the senior pastor at The Church of the Cross, an Assemblies of God congregation where Harris had preached since 1996.
Church officials confirmed Harris resigned and deleted online references to Harris on the churchs website and social media accounts.
The former pastor had been living in a 3,519-square-foot home, according to property records. It was at his home that Bossier Parish Sheriffs Office detectives allegedly discovered 3.4 grams of meth along with smoking and snorting paraphernalia.
It was under Harris administration that the 199-foot-tall cross was erected on church property, ArkLaTex reported. The cross which in the United States is only shorter than one in Corpus Christi, Texas (210′ and St. Augustine, Florida (208′ , was not without controversy.
JDC
(10,125 posts)JNelson6563
(28,151 posts)The bigger the cross, the worse the asshole.
TlalocW
(15,380 posts)And take first place? THAT'S NOT 'MURICAN PUSSYING OUT LIKE THAT WHEN IT'S GOD!
TlalocW
mountain grammy
(26,618 posts)Needed it for meth.
TlalocW
(15,380 posts)Make some cookies* for yourself and some to sell!
*cookies = meth
TlalocW
lunasun
(21,646 posts)AJT
(5,240 posts)Ilsa
(61,694 posts)LastLiberal in PalmSprings
(12,582 posts)offend someone's sensibilities, so I'll just have to chuckle about it to myself.
workinclasszero
(28,270 posts)but a good republican too I bet. SMH
Fullduplexxx
(7,854 posts)workinclasszero
(28,270 posts)old guy
(3,283 posts)Wounded Bear
(58,642 posts)Yeah, someone has too much time on their hands.
dalton99a
(81,443 posts)ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)Here's an equation I've worked out to 'splain this:
(Fucked up in the headedness X size of congregation) / Penis size = height of cross
You see, keeping statistics on the various heights of crosses provides extremely useful information. If we know the height of the cross, the size of the congregation, and the relative fucked up in the headedness, then we get the all important penis measurement.
Freethinker65
(10,009 posts)UpInArms
(51,280 posts)They were prolly in the back room sampling his shit ... and now are scared ...
I hope they all rot
Blue Owl
(50,347 posts)n/t
Wounded Bear
(58,642 posts)moriah
(8,311 posts)Heard it in my head sung as I read it.
Blue_true
(31,261 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)have some serious skeletons in their closets. Like Bill Maher says, I can't prove it, but I just know it.
weissmam
(905 posts)ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)of crystal meth my way.
hunter
(38,310 posts)Devil Child
(2,728 posts)http://www.shreveporttimes.com/story/news/crime/2018/03/09/benton-man-arrested-possession-meth/410682002/
You can trust in The Lord, but never trust a cop. Dumbass.
muntrv
(14,505 posts)Codeine
(25,586 posts)ellie
(6,929 posts)<gasp>
Hahahahahahahahahaha