"I wouldn't wipe my ass with it": Ex-CIA analyst rips House GOP intel "no collusion" report

[CousinIT]

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https://www.rawstory.com/2018/03/wouldnt-wipe-ass-cnns-phil-mudd-rips-house-gop-intel-committees-no-collusion-report/

CNN’s Phil Mudd on Monday had a remarkable reaction to the conclusion by Republicans members on the House Intelligence Committee that Russia did not interfere in the 2016 presidential election to help Donald Trump, telling Wolf Blitzer if the report was “written on toilet paper, I wouldn’t stoop to wipe my ass with it.”

“Their responsibility was not to represent party, Democrat or Republican, but to represent people,” Mudd said. “How do we protect the next election? The last 30 minutes, Wolf––you give me one sentence where somebody spoke about how they’re going to protect us instead of saying this is why the other party did something wrong.”

“If this report were written on toilet paper, I wouldn’t stoop to wipe my ass with it,” he continued. “These people owe us more. They gave us less. That’s what I see, Wolf.”

[Leghorn21]

1. RIP IT UP, MR. MUDD

[Lifelong Protester]

2. "These people owe us more. They gave us less."

Says it all there... go Mr. Mudd!

[spanone]

3. i was watching it live....did a little headspin

he's 1000% right

[Golden Raisin]

4. Bravo Mr. Mudd!

[royable]

5. Phil shouldn't hold back like that.

He should tell us what he really thinks.

[onecaliberal]

6. Here is a profile in courage. You can see his outrage.

I’m so glad someone is as pissed as I am.

[orangecrush]

7. DAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMN!

KICK AND REC!

[pangaia]

8. What did wolf do after that?

I can only imagine he re-arranged his papers....

BTW why the fuck does that moron have a job on the teevee anyway? He can't DO anything. No talent, no verbal acumen, no brain.. just a rock with a bunch of short white hair above his neck..

They should hire me, or.. Malaise ----hey malaise, ya out here.. I just put in a plug for you..

[Chicago1980]

10. Probably ate an egg salad sandwich.

[pangaia]

13. Oh, I mussed of missed that part.. since I never turn on my tee vee

[FailureToCommunicate]

9. Wolf: "**sputter sputter**...we'll just have to leave it there..."

[calimary]

15. Or maybe "... we (gulp of air)'ll just have (gulp of air) to leave (gulp of air) it there."

The all-time WORST breath control I've ever heard from ANYONE on the air, radio or TV. The absolute flat-out all-time torch-'n'-twang WORST in the industry.

[Cha]

22. Really? prudish much, wolf?

lol

[IluvPitties]

11. Thanks for your honesty, Mr. Mudd.

[byronius]

12. American! Spot that American! Woohooo!

Love Americans.

[mountain grammy]

14. That's what I see too, Wolf!

[moonseller66]

16. America loses

Trump and the Republican Party have managed in 14 months to do something that no other country or power in the world has been able to do for over two hundred years... bring down the U.S.A.

Let's all stand for the new Corporate States of America.

[burrowowl]

17. Good One!

[mnmoderatedem]

18. got to respectfully disagree with Mudd

I WOULD wipe my ass with it.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

23. put that thing down!

You don't know where that's been!
Trying to start an epidemic or something?

[bluestarone]

19. Phil Mudd is the man!!!!!!!!!!

He has ALWAYS known what RUMP is all about!!!!!!!!!!!!

[C Moon]

20. They are trying to make Trumputin look Presidential again.

They've tried this before, and it never works. He always screws it up, and looks like the buffoon-criminal that he is.

[oasis]

21. Come to think of it, Nunes is the Committee ....Charmin.