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struggle4progress

(118,224 posts)
Wed Mar 14, 2018, 10:07 PM Mar 2018

And now it is official: Russia has not been diddling with our erections!

Here down at the diner, we have been talking a lot about sex and especially that story on how Russians have been diddling with America. You people who read a lot of TV probably might know what I am talking about. But it is confusing

As a for instance, here in America for sex, we have things like RU-486 or AR-15 which is depending on when you decide you do not want to have children. I think maybe the easiest way to explain is that if somebody is a Democrat then you do not want to have children before you have them but want to have them after you have them so you support RU-486 but not AR-15 --- and if they are a Republican then you want to have children before you have them but do not want to have them after you have them and then you support AR-15 but not RU-486. Maybe it is all just more party bickering but it is how I am thinking about it so there you go

So anyway the people who are for RU-486 and against AR-15 began to wonder if there was Russian tape on our President and PP. If you have been thinking about this you will wonder why anyone needs Russian tape because we have enough Scotch tape. There just isn't any sense in it. And then there was that lawyer who paid PP all that money but by then everybody had sick and tired headaches from all the thinking about it. And me too

But the people who are who are against RU-486 and for AR-15 have found out that Russia was not diddling with our erections after all so we do not need to think anymore


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And now it is official: Russia has not been diddling with our erections! (Original Post) struggle4progress Mar 2018 OP
NEVER MIND! forgotmylogin Mar 2018 #1
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