"Alex Jones is like a GOD!" . . . Please come CAPTION Trump's new lawyer, Joseph E. diGenova!!!

[skip fox]

Joseph ("I even have a theory about why I have so many conspiracy theories, and it sure ain't pretty!" ) diGenova is saying: "Most people don't know it, but Hillary ordered that those four brave patriots killed at Benghazi because they knew about her collusion not only with Russia but with the F.B.I. and all the other other intelligence agencies as well as the left-wing press to make it seem like it was Trump who conspired. . . . I'm telling you, Chuck, you just can't believe it!"

[Cattledog]

1. The big lie.

...in the big lie there is always a certain force of credibility; because the broad masses of a nation are always more easily corrupted in the deeper strata of their emotional nature than consciously or voluntarily; and thus in the primitive simplicity of their minds they more readily fall victims to the big lie than the small lie, since they themselves often tell small lies in little matters but would be ashamed to resort to large-scale falsehoods.

It would never come into their heads to fabricate colossal untruths, and they would not believe that others could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously. Even though the facts which prove this to be so may be brought clearly to their minds, they will still doubt and waver and will continue to think that there may be some other explanation. For the grossly impudent lie always leaves traces behind it, even after it has been nailed down, a fact which is known to all expert liars in this world and to all who conspire together in the art of lying.


— Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf, vol. I, ch. X[1]

[Johonny]

2. There was absolutely one hunderd percent no collusion. The collusion that there was, was between

Hillary Clinton and Satan. She sold her soul via facebook using Cambridge University (A known foreign entity) apps to the highest bidder irregardless of the regard of the regarded. I think we need to understand how deep the collusion, that doesn't exist, goes. The Mueller team has wasted tax payer dollars that are desperately needed to build a wall around the truth in a witch hunt and I think we all know that there are no witches, sans Hillary who I've learned from You Tube videos is or possibly maybe in collusion with witches. Speaking of witches, the president is one hundred percent in support of tougher laws against witches and their craft including the use of the death penalty for those witch cases where it is known or having been known to sell drugs that the president isn't currently taking himself. It's a short list. So in answering your question that I don't remember, I hope that clears up the president's firm, very firm, stance on collusion.

[Initech]

3. If God were a raging, constantly angry asshole!

And judging by the crap coming from the most hardcore Christian right folks, he probably is.

[frogmarch]

4. His wife is Victoria Toensing

I remember her from the Bill Clinton years when they used to be guests on political talk shows together.

Victoria Toensing, new Trump lawyer Joseph diGenova’s wife, has been trying to use Uranium One to get Mueller investigated

snip:

... But beyond that, diGenova’s wife and law partner, Victoria Toensing, who is also a longtime Republican activist and lawyer, is representing a purported “witness” whose claims are at the center of a right-wing media effort to have another special counsel appointed. In theory, this second special counsel would be able to investigate Mueller himself over a shoddily constructed conspiracy theory involving the Russian nuclear energy agency’s 2010 acquisition of Uranium One, a company with licenses to extract U.S. uranium.

https://www.mediamatters.org/blog/2018/03/19/victoria-toensing-new-trump-lawyer-joseph-digenova-s-wife-has-been-trying-use-uranium-one-get/219677

[skip fox]

5. J. diGenova is saying:

"Calling a conspiracy theory a 'conspiracy theory' is due to a conspiracy of liberals trying to discredit the observations of intelligent observers and thinkers. . . . There's nothing wild-eyed or frothing-at-the-mouth about any of them. . . . They just have special abilities and talents, like hearing the microwave infiltration of aliens or seeing a vision of Satan coming out of someone like Hillary's face.. . . Other than that, they're the same as you and me."