Cheeto just now "The F-35 it's stealth - you can't see it - right?"

[jpak]

"Better not"

Fucking idiot

[leftstreet]

1. He has words. He has the best words

[hedda_foil]

11. Just not many of them.

Why bother with a vocabulary when you can just repeat the best words. Over and over and...

[Egnever]

35. and of course knows more than the generals.

[leftstreet]

44. Are you questioning Trump's military expertise?

[lapfog_1]

2. what?

can't see it?

[skip fox]

3. My god.

Hard to match.

Maybe the college student who insisted to me that Jesus spoke English because it was like that in the Bible is a contender, but then he was only 20 and from Southern Louisiana where the swamp people come from.

[unblock]

4. "My favorite part of the Wonder Woman movie was the invisible plane"

"Wait, I don't remember seeing an invisible plane"

"Ahaaaaa!"

[JHB]

5. Begin Lurch groan...

...repeat.

[Delmette2.0]

34. LOL. i forgot how good that response is. Thanks for the laugh. nt

[Wellstone ruled]

6. Okay,believe there are

components that are sourced via China. Damn,when I go to Nellis or Creech,there is this newfangled Stealth Airplane parked on their Flight lines.

Hey,Dingle Berry Don,they ain't invisible. BTW,these planes are not fully operational, they are modified for training .

[gratuitous]

7. Let him believe that

We can show him an empty airfield, and tell him it's chock full of F-35s. He won't know any better.

[SammyWinstonJack]

16. Hilarious.

[fleur-de-lisa]

18. He also wants a see-through wall.

Let's hire a bunch of mimes, send them to the border, and let them pretend to walk into a wall while Cheeto watches it on tv.

He won't know any better.

[John Fante]

30. LMAO

[NCTraveler]

8. .

Link to tweet

[jpak]

13. Mary Lockheed? - Didn't catch that one

[dameatball]

26. Good grief!

[dameatball]

9. The only way you can see it is during a solar eclipse.

[Exotica]

10. LOLOLOLOLOL

[dameatball]

12. If they fly over his parade will he know it?

[nolabear]

19. They should totally tell him they're doing that.

[greatauntoftriplets]

14. Wrong!

One flew over my house several years ago after the Chicago Air & Water Show. It was a big, ugly black thing.

[ProfessorGAC]

32. Fake News!

We all know you can't see them. You're just making that up! LOL!

[greatauntoftriplets]

41. Maybe my glasses were dirty that day.

[Initech]

15. God he is such a dumb ass!

[Scurrilous]

17. Fran Lebowitz: 'You do not know anyone as stupid as Donald Trump.'

[dameatball]

21. Eric says hi

[John Fante]

29. His father is still dumber.

[DFW]

25. Sure we do:

Anybody who voted for him and thought they were doing the country a favor.

[oasis]

28. Double+1000

[Takket]

20. Does it have a cloaking device???

[OldHippieChick]

23. He thinks we are the Klingons?

[gratuitous]

24. Romulans!

It was the Romulans who had the cloaking device. Don't tell Trump, though. He'll want to send out the invisible F-35s to bomb Romuluslandistan. But I suppose we could just tell him that we did. He won't know any better.

[rusty fender]

42. Thats why he wants a Space Force!

Damn Romulans!

[OldHippieChick]

45. They eventually gave it to the

Klingons as they formed an alliance and, besides, I like Klingons better.

[bluestarone]

22. Putin is SMILING !!!!!!

He knows how DUMB RUMP is!!!!!!!!!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

27. But don't you have to wear an Invisibility Cloak when you fly it?

Otherwise you'd just see a pilot floating in the sky, right?






Jesus H. Christ....

[awesomerwb1]

31. But just think how easy it would be for the military

to trick him.

Yes Mr President, the project is now complete. The plane is right in front of you.

[ProfessorGAC]

33. I Have A Stealth Dragon In My Office Right Now!

You won't be able to see him, but i've got special glasses! What? It could be true.

[MoonRiver]

36. Can't be seen by radar. But I'm sure the Idiot is too ignorant to know the distinction

between eyes and radar.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

37. Nope.

[StarryNite]

38. They're kinda like unicorns.

You have to close your eyes really tight and picture them in your mind.

[John Fante]

39. Trump is the dumbest "famous person" in America.

And he's the fucking president.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

40. A lot of money could be saved on that big military parade

if they told Dolt 45 that the flyover was being done by those invisible airplanes.

[smirkymonkey]

43. Yes, Cheeto, it's stealth...

just like your penis and the hair on the back of your head.

[ProudLib72]

46. I wish tRump would become a "stealth" president. nt