Ben & Jerry stock climbs 300,000,000,000 points after opioid chief Kellyanne Conway cures addiction

[Miles Archer]

“Fentanyl is a synthetic opioid — most of America suffers from information underload when it comes to the horrors and dangers and really the toxicity and lethality of fentanyl,” Conway remarked at Generation Next, a forum for millennials.

“On our college campuses, you folks are reading the labels, they won’t put any sugar in their body, they won’t eat carbs anymore, and they’re very, very fastidious about what goes into their body,” Conway said.

“And then you buy a street drug for $5 or $10, it’s laced with fentanyl and that’s it.”

“So my short advice is, eat the ice cream, have the French fry, don’t buy the street drug — believe me, it all works out,” Conway added.

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/03/watch-video-trump-opioid-chief-kellyanne-conway-advises-eat-ice-cream-not-fentanyl-works/

[SCantiGOP]

1. My God. Is there no cure

for stupidity?

[Eliot Rosewater]

2. Well, to be fair to her, show knows absolutely nothing at all about opioid addiction or

anything at all, for that matter.

She knows how to look straight into a camera and tell millions of people lie after lie, not much else.

[riversedge]

3. It is shameful that we have to deal with a dumber than dumb person in charge of such

a horrible crisis. Her comments are along the line of Just say NO.

[Eliot Rosewater]

4. She doesnt care at all about the issue. If she could she would buy

fentanyl stock and vote if she were in congress to lift any restrictions on their sales.

[dameatball]

5. Are she and Betsey ever seen together at the same time?? Seems like more than a coincidence.

[C_U_L8R]

6. What's her advice for birth control?

Just cuddle?

[ploppy]

7. What a

big dummy. She is worse than I thought.