When will Trump bring Dick Cheney out of retirement?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

Might as well complete the axis of evil.

[bearsfootball516]

1. Can't forget Donald Rumsfelt

[SummerSnow]

2. it is not easy bringing Cheney out of retirement unless

you put together the right spells

[leftstreet]

3. And it's been too long since we've discussed Condi's shoes!

Good Gawdz! I thought Trump claimed he'd hire and appoint 'the best people!'

[ProudLib72]

4. I'm fine with Cheney in the WH

So long as he gets to keep his shotgun.

[0rganism]

5. pretty sure Darth Cheney would be jiggy with the evil, but the stupid might keep him from signing on

seriously, you have to be 110% good with Trump brand (R) idiocy and ass-kissing to serve for more than a week in this godforsaken administration, and that takes a special kind of stupid which imho Cheney does not possess.

tough spot to be in for him -- all that delicious evil, but way too much stupid for it to work out long term.

[hedda_foil]

6. Cheney's evil but he's competent. Maybe too competent at making the trains run on time.

And the cattle cars have to go where cattle cars gotta go, you know.

[malaise]

7. Bush and Cheney created this mess

[Azathoth]

8. They still need to round up a few more virgins to sacrifice

[BumRushDaShow]

9. You spelled his name wrong.

It's Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-neeeeeeeeeeeeee according to Tweety!

[Turbineguy]

10. Actually,

that would be a good thing.

[kairos12]

11. He will come out on a hand truck like Hannibal Lecter for the press conference.

[GeorgeGist]

12. Out of his crypt ...

you mean?

[Generic Brad]

13. The Wizard of Oz already granted him a heart

Cheney is in need of nothing more.

[tritsofme]

14. I'd bet he is still lobbying him for a Scooter Libby pardon