And evangelicals love Trump?

[SHRED]

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[democratisphere]

1. God Damn IT!

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[Beartracks]

9. Lolol

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[ProudLib72]

2. The new term for "evangelical" is

"Luciferian Occultist".

I got that from one of Initech's RWNJs posts. Most applicable term I've heard for them.

[JHB]

6. I advocate "evangelnik"...

In my teenage years, the Russian suffix "-nik" was a favorite of conservatives (evangelicals prominent among them) to describe people whose views they ascribed to being dupes or active agents of Russia. "Freezenik" "Peacenik".

Let the same rules apply. And, all things considered, be more accurate today.

[Blue_true]

7. I have seen "Earth Agents of Satan".

Sort of long but hits the mark. But I like the one you posted a lot.

[ProudLib72]

10. This is the thread

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210399432

An evangelical called everyone else luciferian occultists, but I think it is perfectly suited to them.

[MustLoveBeagles]

3. Ikr?

I never want to hear them complain about Bill Clinton ever again.

[Sneederbunk]

4. They have eliminated Adultery from the Ten Commandments.

[Blue_true]

18. They eliminated lying and thievery too.

Pretty much have made the TC interpretive, however they feel at the particular moment. Basically the TC become useless.

[Ligyron]

19. Well, 5 of them always were.

[GWC58]

5. This proves my point that evangelicals,

especially televangelists, are so full of shit you could smell it in their sweat! Hypocrites to the core, full of shit to the max!

[IluvPitties]

8. Patriarchy overrules morals and good judgement.

[TwistOneUp]

11. I prefer "fundagelicals"

And after they say stuff, be sure to add, "according to the prophecy."

"No transgenders in the military, according to the prophecy."

We're giving Trump a mulligan, according to the prophecy."

After a while, their dogma becomes ludicrous to even the most casual observer.

[Cha]

12. And, they hated President Obama..

too sinful for them.. and he didn't care.

[Dan]

13. Evangelicals

Are promoting the idea that the Bible is Fake News.

[Kablooie]

14. Yeah, but he's against abortion. Nothing else matters.

And that's the truth.

[Thekaspervote]

15. Oh those naughty EVILGELICALS!

[SergeStorms]

16. That's the beautiful thing about religion.....

you can do anything you want; be the biggest whoremonger on the planet, steal from people, wrongly accuse them of misdeeds, not pay your bills, covet everything your "neighbor" has, even murder people, and as long as the religious guy in the $5,000 suit comes up and splashes you with some water and tells you, "The Lord forgives you", everything is peachy keen. Jebus hits the reset button and all is forgiven and forgotten.

The you can go out and do this all again, and it can all be swept under the rug once more, but only if you confess your "sins" and and ask for Jebus's forgiveness.

What a racket! It all seems a little bit too good to be true, if you ask me. But hey, the evanHELLicals believe it, so it must be true, right?

If there's one thing Trump knows how to do, it's use the law in his favor (or disregard it completely). That's any kind of law, man's or god's.

[Ligyron]

20. It's enshrined right the in our Constitution.

You can believe any fool thing and in most cases act on it as long as you claim it was based on a " sincerely held religious belief".


The ultimate get out of jail card.

[pansypoo53219]

17. my paternal grandparents were big pro-life GOP. i do not think they

would have voted hillary, but no trumpies i bet. dittohead bro hates trump. my RHINO e pal voted hillary.

[MustLoveBeagles]

21. My paternal grandparents were also GOP leaning, but they were Independents

They probably wouldn't have voted for Hilary, but I really couldn't see either of them voting for Trump. My maternal grandparents were die hard liberals so they would have voted Hilary in a second.