From a pissed off 20-something. Ted Cruz trolled. LOL..

[ariesgem]

Link to tweet

[UTUSN]

1. R Big#5 & K!1

[Tatiana]

2. Oh, this is EPIC!!!!!!

Way to go youth! They are proving to be our salvation!

[Hassin Bin Sober]

3. Cruz has "bulked" up? No?

[dixiegrrrrl]

4. Yeah...big time.

He's got the body shape for adding even more poundage.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

7. I noticed that too. Life is either way too soft or way too hard for him. Hoping it's the latter. nt

[Hassin Bin Sober]

16. I hope he gets gout

[47of74]

27. That's no fun.

I've had it before and had to go to an ER at 2:00am because the pain got that bad.

Runs in my family.

[kairos12]

23. He's following the example of Dear Leader Drumpt. Poundage, not wattage.

[Angry Dragon]

5. Is that his hearing aid or oxygen hose??

[magicarpet]

6. Blood pressure monitor sleeve and readout.

[Fritz Walter]

8. Its the leash the NRA has him on n/t

[Achilleaze]

11. Buds

I bet

[Aristus]

9. Cheap shirt, cheap khakis, cheap blazer, belt not centered along the gig-line.

Ted Cruz is a crime against male fashion.

I'm adding that to the list of all his other crimes...

[Sam McGee]

12. Gig line!!!!

As of March 31, I will have been out of the Army for 23 years . . . and I still straighten my gig line even with jeans and and old ragged work shirt.

[Aristus]

18. As of July 31st, it will be 25 years for me. A quarter-century.

And I do the same as you. Gig-line always inspection-ready.

The PA who trained me and acted as my mentor was a veteran of 23 years in the Coast Guard. And he still always made sure his gig line was straight.

[DallasNE]

28. In Order To Center Along The Gig-line

You have to be able to SEE the gig-line. I'm giving him a break on that count.

[Aristus]

29. ...

[3catwoman3]

36. ...

...

Point well made!

[SCVDem]

10. Also no t shirt under

a see through cheap dress shirt!

The NRA pays you better Rafael!

Pendejo!

[Sam McGee]

13. Notice this is a young WOMAN

Do not mess with women. Don't even think about it.

I've been married to one for 53 years. Grew up in a houseful of sisters and have two daughters.

Don't mess with women.

[calimary]

15. Uh-HUH!!!

[Skittles]

19. my brothers think the same thing

[StarryNite]

14. LOL!

I love it!

[weissmam]

17. man

teddy is getting kind of heavy

[AlexSFCA]

20. LOVE THIS AND HATE CRUZ

[DinahMoeHum]

21. Tee hee! Love it!!

[Mr. Sparkle]

22. He looks like a fat older Quagmire from Family Guy.

[Ernesto]

24. Senator sausage-face apparently wants to look like slob trump! n-t.

[ChubbyStar]

25. I was thinking a fatter child snatcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

He must have been eating all the candy!

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

26. Grandpa Munster

[BobTheSubgenius]

30. Is it just me?

Does he look terrible? More than usual, I mean? Perhaps it's that grotesque simulation of a smile, piled onto all that weight he's piled on, but he looks really unhealthy.

Am I just projecting?

[Gothmog]

31. Go Beto

I got some good Beto swag at my county convention today

[Gothmog]

32. From Today's March in Houston

Link to tweet

[blake2012]

33. He looks horrible

[SonofDonald]

34. Oblivious to his surroundings

There's a massive insult not two feet from his eyes and he doesn't notice it.

He's obviously outclassed by a teenage woman, that right there is enough to vote his fat ass out of office, well that and the whole thing with his dad thinking he's gods gift to the world and deserves adulation befitting a diety.

I'm so glad I don't live in Texas under this walking gonads "Leadership".

[Leghorn21]

35. No fuckin way!! IS THIS REAL LIFE?!?

Did you catch the tweeter’s address, “LazyyMillenial”? Snort!

Oh, Ted, oh Ted, yeah I got nuthin for ya, Ted

[3catwoman3]

37. Talk about taking one for the team.

..That young lady deserves hazardous duty pay for letting Creepy Cruz touch her and smiling thru it. I would be needing a barf bag.

[ariesgem]

38. Exactly...

Lol..

[arthritisR_US]

39. 👍😂