Trump's not going to get a decent lawyer to represent his tangle of lies and deceptions

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Last edited Sun Mar 25, 2018, 02:06 PM - Edit history (2)

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...Trump bravado today about lawyers lining up to represent him was more of a cry for help than a humble-brag.

Many lawyers and top law firms want to represent me in the Russia case...don't believe the Fake News narrative that it is hard to find a lawyer who wants to take this on. Fame & fortune will NEVER be turned down by a lawyer, though some are conflicted. Problem is that a new......
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 25, 2018

....lawyer or law firm will take months to get up to speed (if for no other reason than they can bill more), which is unfair to our great country - and I am very happy with my existing team. Besides, there was NO COLLUSION with Russia, except by Crooked Hillary and the Dems!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 25, 2018

It's true that there are myriad individuals with law degrees who would love to glom-on to the Trump legal racket for their own enrichment, but there aren't any decent attorneys waiting in the wings to have their reputation and profession dunked into Trump's gold toilet.

They can see for themselves the utter folly in taking on the role as spokesperson for his daily duplicity, and his uncontrollable reflex for self-incriminating foolishness. Trump simply can't be trusted to stick to one story, much less avoid creating new ones with his incessant babbling on twitter.

The only way Trump will get an A-list attorney is for a plea bargain or admission of guilt. No one of any stature is going to go down with this infuriatingly inveterate liar.

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[Siwsan]

1. trump* is a text book example of a blithering idiot

And his tweets are an alarming example of how his through process works.

[RainCaster]

2. He will use the trial to feed his ego

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. And when he finally goes down in flames he'll blame the lawyers.

Which is yet another reason for lawyers to treat him like he had the plague with a side order of ebola, garnished with polonium 210.

[world wide wally]

4. Hillary should sue him for slander on top of it all

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11. she should wait until Mueller breaks him down

...then walk all over his political corpse.

[gristy]

5. The court can appoint a public defender, can it not?

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10. that's for indigents

...not available for self-destructive imbeciles with money.

[triron]

6. Yeah but MSM will still do their best to normalize him.

(except for a few pundits)

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7. folks out there tend to warm to repentant offenders

...but they'll cheer on the fall of braggart liars.

I think more than a 'few' will milk this for all it's worth, especially while there's the bonus sport of catching Trump in a tawdry lie - like fishing in a barrel.

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8. Idea for toon...

Trump driving and ambulance chasing lawyers

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9. oh!

...that's hilarious!