2 more lawyers have just turned down Trump.

[sunonmars]

https://www.thedailybeast.com/dan-webb-and-tom-buchanan-latest-lawyers-to-decline-to-join-donald-trumps-legal-team


This is hilarious, no one will touch him, he,s basically more unpopular than an Std

[Leghorn21]

1. K&R!! TOTALLY hilarious!! Yes, hes about as popular as the

here lately!!

GOOD TIMES!!

[flibbitygiblets]

5. If only we could take antibiotics to get rid of him. Speaking of which...

how many STDs do you suppose he's given to Melania?

[Leghorn21]

9. I just - I just cant, giblets! nt

[flibbitygiblets]

12. hehe, sorry Leghorn, I shouldn't have gone there. It's been a long week. And it's Monday...

[Ilsa]

2. We should encourage him to represent himself.

After all, he thinks he can do everything better than anyone else! I can't help but laugh when imagining it. He'll have a fool for a client.

[H2O Man]

3. Recommended.

He is a STD.

[spanone]

4. Toxic Don

there's always a public defender

[ecstatic]

46. I have wondered if that was an option.

[spanone]

47. could be...most of them are probably smart enough to stay away

[BootinUp]

6. Its another leak!!! Lol.

[malaise]

7. It is my sincere wish that he ends up defending himself

given that he thinks he knows more than everyone else. That would be perfect.

[SummerSnow]

28. I would love to see him acting like a lawyer and calling the judge a loser.

too funny

[Leghorn21]

44. Ive seen tweets from back in the day in which Spanky45 would (try to) spar with

ERIC SCHNEIDERMAN, ha ha, and dumbass repeatedly called Mr. Schneiderman a
“ lightweight” - yeah well, we’ll see about THAT, Mr. RICO

All this to say, oh HELL yeah, get your orange ass to court pronto and do please call the judge a “loser” - or a “lightweight” ...either would do just fine!!!

[malaise]

49. I would be laughing so much that I'd

wee wee up myself

[Stinky The Clown]

8. Leaving Fuck a l'Orange with Ty Cobb's nephew and the team from Pat Robertson's "University".

[Leghorn21]

10. ARE YOU A LAWYER??!?

[NastyRiffraff]

19. Thread winner!

[Leghorn21]

20. Thread STEALER!! Grabbed it off twitter and ran right over here, Riffraff!!

It’s good stuff though, ain’t it?!?

[spanone]

22. he doesn't really read he just saw: law(n) guy

[Leghorn21]

35. Oh damn but you quick, span!! (And I dont doubt youre right!!) nt

[spanone]

42. 😎🖖🏽

[madaboutharry]

24. Very good!

[SummerSnow]

31. Perfect!!

[raven mad]

48. PERFECT!

Of course the kid is waaay too smart for the shitgibbon," tells him 'Yes, I'd be glad to help." Kid wants fees & expenses up front, gives all of it to MFOL, and only then resigns..

I am feeling downright mean today.

[underpants]

52. Bob Loblaw is!!!

[Tatiana]

11. Skip The Donald

He doesn't pay and besides that, President Pinocchio never takes anyone's advice but his own.

[politicaljunkie41910]

13. Trump's just toying with us. You know he's going to hire Jared as his lawyer.

What? You mean he can't hire Jared because he's not a lawyer? He has no experience???? Well it didn't stop him from appointing him to every other essential position at the White House? So when it's his ass on the line, not the full faith and reputation of the United States of America, he wants someone whose qualified and competent??? Since when???

[madaboutharry]

29. Jared is a lawyer.

He graduated from NYU Law School and he also has an MBA from NYU. It is hard to believe since he is such an idiot.

[sdfernando]

36. Graduating is one thing....

Passing the BAR is another. Do we know if he is licensed....and in what states?

[madaboutharry]

38. That is a good point,

he may not have taken the Bar Exam.

[Leghorn21]

39. Apparently not

A New York Courts search shows that Jared Kushner is not licensed to practice in that state.

Based on an Avvo search, I am reasonably confident that jared Kushner is not a member of the bar of any other state.

This is understandable, given how he came to take over his father’s business. According to a New York Magazine article (The Legacy), Jared was on break from law school, interning for the District Attorney, when his father was arrested, then sent to prison. Jared ended up running the family business rather than practicing law.

From:
https://www.quora.com/Is-Jared-Kushner-allowed-to-practice-law-in-New-York

[procon]

14. Saddam Hussein had an American lawyer, so did pedophiles, mob bosses,

mass murderers and even cannibals. What does that say about Trump?

[Blue Owl]

15. He's like a rotten hot potato

n/t

[no_hypocrisy]

16. I'm an attorney. Why would anyone in my profession want Trump as a client?

1. He would refuse to put up a substantial cash retainer to get my services.
2. He would lie to me and lie under oath.
3. Representing him would offer me a choice between being sued by him for malpractice or getting disbarrred.
4. I wouldn't get a slew of new clients with the word out that I was his attorney.
5. Trump wouldn't follow my advice and then would blame me for something rogue he'd do.
6. Representing Trump would be like knitting all day and having him remove the needles and unravel everything I've done.

You can add anything else that stands out to you.

[RainCaster]

26. More reasons

7. You will get stiffed. He never pays his bills.
8. Your reputation will suffer. Bigly.

[HopeAgain]

33. The kooky co-counsels in the case

I wouldn't want to work with Cohen or Sekulow on a traffic ticket.

[Leghorn21]

37. 4., edited: I would never get another new client as long as I lived.

7. I’d have to bring my own lunch, cuz that mofo eats that bucket of KFC all by himself.

[SeattleVet]

17. He has to hire them in pairs...

one of his former lawyers has said that they always met with him with two lawyers in the room, because he would change his story and try to say things that were not stated, or try to break promises that were made. They needed two to be able corroborate and to keep his lying ass in line.

[Kingofalldems]

18. Jean Pirro will do the job!

She wants Mueller locked up.

[Johnny2X2X]

21. Illegal acts

Lawyers will take any client. Either Trump is asking them if they’ll commit a crime or he’s telling them they’ll work for free and make it up after when they’re famous for being his lawyer. My bet is illegal acts.

[miyazaki]

23. How many lawyers does an innocent man need?

[Skittles]

40. to be fair

innocent people very often need lawyers

[czarjak]

25. Jay Sekulow to the rescue!

[keithbvadu2]

27. Mitt Romney has a law degree... Quick! Get him a license.

[milestogo]

30. 200 more porn stars have decided to come forward with their stories

[rurallib]

32. Time to get out the TV Guide

Perry Mason?
Matlock?
Ali McBeal?
How about this new guy Bull? Sounds good!
Maybe that group at Boston Legal?

[regnaD kciN]

34. Looks like he's going to have to resort to the Law Firm of Dewey, Cheatum & Howe...

...they won't turn down any client, as long as he can sign the checks.

[Gothmog]

41. Who is surprised by this?

No decent lawyer would want to represent this asshole

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

43. That boy is toxic

[ecstatic]

45. I bet Dowd is so relieved to have disentangled himself

(at least temporarily) from this fiasco! No doubt someone is blowing up his phone right now. Does anyone know the total count of attorneys who have turned down trump?

[Vinca]

50. This pretty much leaves him lawyerless since Sekulow's forte doesn't seem to be

practicing law. LOL. Maybe he can find a nice Russian lawyer somewhere.

[underpants]

51. He'd love to have Michael Avenatti on his side

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210419059

[Motley13]

53. No one should be w/o representation, he will get a court appointed atty

[Botany]

54. I wanted Joey D. ..... just because he hasn't practiced law for 20+ years

[Gothmog]

55. From my twitter feed

Link to tweet

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