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Oh Noooooooo: Jeff Sessions is on the cover of TIME. (Original Post) kpete Mar 2018 OP
I have seen better looking garden gnomes. appleannie1943 Mar 2018 #1
Lizardmen are real! Afromania Mar 2018 #2
Holy Crap! Zoonart Mar 2018 #3
It really doesn't look like him! imanamerican63 Mar 2018 #4
The Gollum transformation SummerSnow Mar 2018 #5
NOT a flattering picture! MoonRiver Mar 2018 #6
First thing I thought of... ksoze Mar 2018 #7
That was a scary film! PJMcK Mar 2018 #12
Hellraiser? 3_Limes Mar 2018 #13
That's it! PJMcK Mar 2018 #15
He needs different clothes crazycatlady Mar 2018 #8
Is it already Elf of the Year time? Sheesh! MineralMan Mar 2018 #9
That is a weird picture. Can't even tell he fits in my front pocket JDC Mar 2018 #10
That is the kind of face that shows up in nightmares! smirkymonkey Mar 2018 #11
I am sure Sessions is pissed about this photo blake2012 Mar 2018 #14

imanamerican63

(13,744 posts)
4. It really doesn't look like him!
Thu Mar 29, 2018, 09:09 AM
Mar 2018

This face is bigger than any other sighting of the cookie Keebler Elf!

PJMcK

(21,998 posts)
15. That's it!
Thu Mar 29, 2018, 04:56 PM
Mar 2018

The first movie was terrifying but the sequel sucked.

Thanks for reminding me, 3_Limes.

crazycatlady

(4,492 posts)
8. He needs different clothes
Thu Mar 29, 2018, 09:33 AM
Mar 2018

I suggest an orange jumpsuit. If orange isn't his best color, perhaps black and white stripes.

 

blake2012

(1,294 posts)
14. I am sure Sessions is pissed about this photo
Thu Mar 29, 2018, 11:47 AM
Mar 2018

I would guess they signed off on a series of portraits and then TIME editors engaged in some post production “enhancements” to better reflect the black soul of this evil elf.

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