Catastrophic Projectile Removal/Resuscitation (per froth boy santorum)

[niyad]

Can some one tell me when Cardiac Pulmonary Resuscitation became dealing with bullet wounds? pretty sure we did not cover that when I was first certified??

[ProudLib72]

1. I expected a box of bandaids and some "thoughts and prayers" ointment

CPR is a step up!

[ExciteBike66]

2. Braveheart taught me that you have to cauterize the wound with a hot iron rod...

Since Santorum has such a medieval "moral" system (such as it is), perhaps he should look into that...

[niyad]

4. a most excellent point. although, it is sort of inconvenient carrying around hot iron rods

(do curling irons count?)

[Angry Dragon]

3. New Trump Plan??

[niyad]

5. referencing a stupid comment from froth boy the other day that the Parkland students should

"How about kids instead of looking to someone else to solve their problem, do something about maybe taking CPR classes or trying to deal with situations that when there is a violent shooter that you can actually respond to that," Santorum said on CNN's "State of the Union."