11 Things That Prove I, Michael Cohen, Am Not a Racist

[NCTraveler]

1. My Bar Mitzvah featured a heavy rotation of Boys II Men peppered with that one song by Montel Jordan.

2. I saw Madea’s Family Reunion in the theater.

3. I freaking love Dallas BBQ.

4. I like big butts and I cannot lie.

5. I know all the words to the theme song of ‘Fresh Prince of Bel Air.’

6. I look like Eminem’s thrice-removed Jewy cousin.

7. My suits are all “on fleek.”

8. I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. (Ok, that one is a lie.)

9. I publicly (but not professionally) defended Tiger Woods from that white woman he cheated on.

10. Taye Diggs was my favorite character on ‘Private Practice.’

11. I’m down with OPP (Obtuse President’s Policies).

https://medium.com/@sarikamin/10-things-that-prove-i-michael-cohen-am-not-a-racist-2f976a61303e

Childish? Yes. A bit stupid? Yes. But I did laugh at "I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom." I hope you get a giggle as well.

[ProudLib72]

1. #4 The Don's doesn't count!

[ret5hd]

2. OK...totally off topic, but I had to look up "on fleek"...

and I have to wonder:
How would it feel to have your claim-to-fame be this>

However, "fleek" was not truly popularized until 2014, when Vine user Peaches Monroee posted her famous video including the phrase “eyebrows on fleek.”

I'm sure she is proud, but that all ya' gonna do?