I had been planning to buy a lottery ticket, this week, but I figured

[MineralMan]

I'd probably die by being hit by the Chinese space station, so what would have been the point?

[samnsara]

1. i remember the last time space junk was to fall...in the 80s??? we put a target in our yard.

[MineralMan]

3. LOL! Well, if it falls in my yard, I'm selling pieces on eBay.

I could use the cash.

[dameatball]

2. Exactly. That's why I postponed mowing the grass.

[MineralMan]

4. Makes sense. Our grass in Minnesota hasn't started

growing this year yet. April is the "Month of Ugly Lawns" here.

[dameatball]

6. Mine is mostly "clumpy" with lots of wild onions.

[MineralMan]

10. Make soup!

[ProudLib72]

5. I keep telling you guys, it's going to hit Mar-a-lago

The ACME giant magnet I had shipped to tRump should help with that.

[dameatball]

9. If it does I hope FEMA throws him some paper towels.

[ProudLib72]

11. No! It will be a sign that God does not like him and he is undeserving of paper towels.

[democratisphere]

7. The space junk always crashes through the roof in the middle of the night while you're sleeping.

You'll never know what hit ya!

[FM123]

8. Go for it - maybe you'll hit the lottery AND be hit by the space station!

(But be careful crossing the street, you might also get hit by a self driving uber)
Trifecta!!!

[malaise]

12. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

The chances, however, of any one location being hit are infinitesimally small, even worse than winning the Powerball jackpot. While Tiangong-1 will likely generate spectacular fireballsduring its descent, Harvard University astrophysicist Jonathan McDowell predicts only 220 to 440 lbs. (100 to 200 kg) will make it through to the surface.

https://www.space.com/40163-chinese-space-station-crash-april-1-or-april-2.html