Infighting: Dick "I Approve of Torture" Cheney and Sarah "I Can See Russia From My House" Palin

[ProSense]

Palin: Cheney Is Wrong About Me

Sarah Palin has returned fire claiming that former Vice President Dick Cheney’s contention that Sen. John McCain made a “mistake” in picking her as his running mate is off-base in an interview with Fox News Tuesday night. Palin’s fiery response blamed Cheney’s opinion on the “lamestream media” and threw in a reference to a quail-hunting incident in which Cheney accidently shot his friend.

“Seeing as how Dick – excuse me, Vice President Cheney – never misfires, then evidently he’s quite convinced that what he had evidently read about me by the lamestream media, having been written, what I believe is a false narrative over the last four years, evidently Dick Cheney believed that stuff and that’s a shame,” Palin said.

In an interview on Sunday, Cheney said that picking Palin was a “mistake” and that she was not ready to be president.

http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entries/palin-cheney-is-wrong-about-me

Food chain fight!

[Beaverhausen]

1. And evidently, she learned a new word

This is delicious!!!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

2. It's like two sides of the same crazy coin!

One side is pure stupidity, and the other side is pure evil. But any way you flip it, you'll end up with completely nuts.

[rurallib]

3. I call for a cage match! Slap Match! Only the winner walks out

Dick the Dick vs. the Wasilla Silly.
snarls, sneers, fancy sounding words from 5 paces

[yellowcanine]

4. "Seeing how Dick .....never misfires...."

Oh wow, Sarah slips in a little double entendre based on Cheney's name. Wonderful. Now where is that popcorn?

[truebrit71]

5. Ker-ist that woman mangles the English language like no other...

...what a moran....

[asjr]

6. Typically Republican--two nitwits slapping

around each other with words.

[JBoy]

7. Ooh, a whining combination punch

Gets in a jr. high-style insult on Cheney about shooting his buddy, and also a tiresome smack on the "lamestream" media.

Was probably up all night putting together that brilliant bit.

[RagAss]

8. Like picking which fart smells worse.

[HopeHoops]

9. Can we just find a desert island somewhere and drop them both out of a C-130?

With parachutes, of course. They deserve each other.

[BumRushDaShow]

10. Took her an awful long time to respond

She must have been in front of her teleprompter.

[ProSense]

11. Ooh, stiff competition for the OP title:

Idiot half-term governor tells face-shooting vice president what's what
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/08/01/1115669/-Idiot-half-term-governor-tells-face-shooting-vice-president-what-s-what

A 10!

[Matariki]

12. Someone who consistently refers to the news as 'lamestream media'

isn't exactly VP material. So, yeah Sarah, "duh".