Say something nice about trump...I'll start:

[Heartstrings]

Donald Trump is extremely in-touch with the reptile portion of his brain...

[SonofDonald]

1. We both love cheeseburgers

And Women

But I love all women, every last one

And cheeseburgers won't kill me.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

2. Size matters.......

Trump's symbols to himself are HUGE.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

3. He's a fellow member of AARP.

....... ........

[lunasun]

4. Trump so broke... oh wait never mind

[dalton99a]

5. он хорошая собака

[First Speaker]

6. I am trying to give a serious answer to this question...and I can't

...in all seriousness, I cannot think of literally one thing about this person that shows him as decent, caring, compassionate, either publicly or privately. My God. I honestly don't know what to say about that...

[joshcryer]

7. His clock doesn't have much time left, just going by actuarial life tables.

His brain doesn't have much time left, just going by the words that come out of his mouth.

[madamesilverspurs]

8. He's not twins.

[Cha]

12. Is that

nice?

[spooky3]

9. He is keeping the gold leaf industry in business.

[KT2000]

10. he has lizard eyes

which is a throw back to the reptilian age. That makes him an antique.

[GReedDiamond]

11. No.

That's impossible.

[Cha]

13. trump is a social deviant and a

perverted asshole.. ooops!

Sorry, can't do it

[Heartstrings]

14. Ok, "fake" nice is perfectly acceptable!

Covfefe!

[Cha]

22. It would be Nice

if trump would cough up all his illegal actions since he started scamming the American People.

[meadowlander]

15. He loves one of his daughters.

It may be gross, narcissistic and quasi-incestuous but I do think if he is capable of considering the needs of any human being other than himself that he may, to a minor extent, be able to feel genuinely affection for Ivanka.

[Liberty Belle]

16. His orange complexion will go nicely with an orange prison jumpsuit.

[Thekaspervote]

17. Cold blooded as he is he keeps the thermostat down in the WH. Helps with climate change

[OnDoutside]

18. He has amazing stamina for someone of his obesity level.

[PaulX2]

19. Trump Is Man Enough To Have A Hooker Pee On Him

I wonder if he has the tape?

[King_Klonopin]

20. He has an amazing talent:

He can actually talk out of his ass.

"He always speaks his mind"...
and it is the mind of a 13-year-old boy.

[DFW]

21. Actually, I think he seems well-mannered and respectful in public, never obnoxious at all

You were talking about Barron, Trump, right?

[Hassin Bin Sober]

23. He won't live forever

[Different Drummer]

43. You promise? n/t

[pnwmom]

24. I love his SPECIAL

counsel.

[byronius]

25. Donald Trump hasn't killed us yet.

[50 Shades Of Blue]

26. Something nice about trump...

[Heartstrings]

27. Hook, line and sinker...,

Was waiting for it! Nice catch!

[JI7]

28. i think it's nice that he is feeling miserable

[dembotoz]

29. He has found cabinet positions for folk who would otherwise be in jail

[lkinwi]

30. He helps out the hair restoration business by being a good customer.

[GreenEyedLefty]

31. He got a lot of people woke AF

Lots of people are reading the Constitution who maybe hadn't really thought about it before. Lots of people have participated in marches and demonstrations who hadn't done so before. Lots of people have gotten off their asses and voted in special elections, many I am sure for the first time. Record numbers of women have filed to run for office.

A lot of good has come from this asshole's presidency.

My sincere hope at the end of the day, is that the grifty MFers who have surrounded this POS president will come to regret putting their eggs in that putrid basket. If they had just stayed in New York and did their stupid sleazy real estate deals, it's possible that none of this would have come to light. Oh well.

[mnmoderatedem]

32. he's mobilized democrats for mid terms and 2020

[Vinca]

33. He writes a helluva fake medical report.

[logosoco]

34. The job he is currently holding is limited by the Constitution.

I think his job performance has made many people decide voting is important and they will go to the polls.

[TheSmarterDog]

35. My mama told me, "If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all".

[Kirk Lover]

36. I like that he is Mortal !

[LeftishBrit]

37. Ann Coulter has turned against him and accused him of 'not giving us what he promised'...

so I suppose it would be possible for him to be worse!

[LeftishBrit]

38. He has given British people an excuse for a little get-together in London on July 13th...

[LuckyCharms]

39. He makes my stomach feel better by inducing vomiting.

[LakeArenal]

40. Nope.

[Nevernose]

41. His golf game is legitimately better than mine

I know this because I (and the rest of us, and our future grandchildren) am the one paying for his never ending golf trips.

Hell, the reason i can’t afford to play golf is partly because I pay a third of my income so that orange asshole can play golf.

[Jim Lane]

42. He has made George W. Bush look good by comparison

At this point, I would still pick Buchanan as the worst President ever (I mean, watching a bunch of states secede on your watch, come on). With a little more time, though, Trump may add the accomplishment of getting even Buchanan off the hook.

[sarcasmo]

44. Trump destroyed Republican Jesus.

[imanamerican63]

45. Damn!

My computer broke!

[struggle4progress]

46. He plays more golf than any President I can remember. It's impressive!

And he's surprisingly free of bias: no matter how incompetent or corrupt you may be, you still can get a job in his administration.

Republicans love him!

[tazmaniac]

47. True

personalities of all the Republicans have been shown due to 45's actions & have made Democrats move to action.

[Scurrilous]

48. He doesn't have a pet.