Broken: Giuliani Signs NDA - Pledges Never to Speak in Public Again

[MineralMan]

Giuliani Signs Hush Order - Will Hold Tongue in Future

Following Rudy Giuliani's embarrassing disclosure regarding Trump paying Attorney Cohen back the $130,000 he paid an adult film star to keep her mouth shut, it was revealed today that Giuliani, recently hired by Donald Trump for some reason or another, has signed an NDA of his own.

According to a female White House official with a disturbingly smokey eye, the former Mayor of NYC has pledged never again to speak in public about anything having to do with Donald Trump. He will remain on the President's legal team, but will have his mouth duct-taped at all times when he is not in the White House.

How much Attorney Cohen paid Giuliani to sign this NDA has not been disclosed, but Donald Trump will "most definitely not repay Cohen," according to Cohen himself. "That would be illegal, and Donald Trump has never done anything illegal in his lifetime."

News of this new NDA resulted in peals of laughter being heard in the offices occupied by Robert Mueller's Justice Department team, which is carefully monitoring the situation. The raucous laughter disrupted activities throughout the building this morning.

[OldHippieChick]

1. You've just been having way too

much fun lately.

[MineralMan]

2. As the slogan of the St. Paul Saints, my local minor league baseball team,

reads:

Fun Is Good!

[Historic NY]

3. We will send this to snopes again

[MineralMan]

4. It's just as true as I can make it. Really!

[Cracklin Charlie]

5. You are asking for it.

That last one turned out hilariously!

Just kept going, and going...

Osteen