This Just In: Trump Sues Former Physician Over Prescription

[MineralMan]

When Dr. Bernstein disclosed that he had prescribed Finasteride, also known by its trade name, Propecia, to then candidate Trump, he opened an unfortunate can of worms for the current resident of the White House. Trump, known for his carefully managed combo-over, does not like to be reminded of his balding pate. Due to this violation of confidence, Dr. Bernstien will be defending himself in a 7-figure lawsuit by The Donald.

However, in a related matter, Trump is also planning to defend himself in the Stormy Daniels case by claiming that the same prescription led to erectile dysfunction, a common side-effect of that medication. Due to this side-effect, he will claim, he could not have engaged in sexual intercourse with the adult film actress. Despite massive doses of Viagra, a well-known E.D. remedy, Trump will claim that "he was not up to the job."

The current President will use two different lawyers to handle these two situations, neither of whom is aware of the conflicting "facts" involved in Trump's pleadings. Legal experts familiar with the matter said, when asked about this, "Uh-oh."

[mahatmakanejeeves]

1. I've lost the ability to distinguish fact from fiction. NT

[MineralMan]

11. So has the entire Trump crew.

[smirkymonkey]

15. I know. My head is spinning.

This is all becoming absurdly ridiculous. I am actually laughing at all of this because it's so out there, you can barely believe what you are reading and hearing. I am beginning to wonder if there is a method behind their madness.

[meadowlark5]

2. Maybe Avenatti should get involved in this one

He might have even more access to information from Dr. Bernstein. Become a lawyer on that case.

[winstars]

3. MM, you are on fire!!! LOL nt

[Takket]

4. Maybe Joel Osteen can pray with Congress for him

[malaise]

8. You win the thread

[MineralMan]

12. That might help, for sure.

[vlyons]

5. Oh my, more turmoil

Trump is commiting the #1 error or reality shows - he's become tiresome. Ever so tiresome.

[uppityperson]

6. Snoperific

[marylandblue]

7. I've learned to look for the devil at the bottom first

[MineralMan]

10. Very wise.

[Orsino]

9. Dr. B's evident mental impairment makes him a useful fall guy.

Aside from the semi-erection Trump gets from payback (and nothing else), Trump loves anything he can claim as unfairness.

[Merlot]

13. "Legal experts familiar with the matter said, when asked about this, "Uh-oh." "

Blanket quote for just about everything trumpft related.

[MineralMan]

14. Yup. He's a lawyer's nightmare.