Trump just strolled out to Marine 1 and the blades weren't turning yet. Is that new?

[Gidney N Cloyd]

Has Marine 1 gone combover-friendly now? I have a picture in my mind of Reagan often cupping his ear to pretend he couldn't hear reporters' questions over the sound of the chopper but maybe I just never noticed a change before.

[forgotmylogin]

1. Crafty, what!

Usually, they don't want to waste the President's time - not like Traitor Tot needs to be anywhere fast anytime soon.

[hlthe2b]

2. He's such a moron, I'd bet he's had a least one close call blindly walking into the blades...

but, yeah, it is probably to avoid disturbing his "coiff"...

[CTyankee]

3. It wouldn't surprise me in the least if that were the answer.

God forbid his beautiful hair getting messed up and making him look ridiculous...

[CurtEastPoint]

4. Where is fuckstick going?

[DetlefK]

5. Where does he go weekends?

[CurtEastPoint]

6. I just read he's off to the NRA CONVENTION. Fucker.

[Stallion]

7. Dear Leader is Going to the Shoot'em' Up Jamboree in Dallas

[Buns_of_Fire]

8. Yep. Dallas. He should do a fine job

whipping them (and himself) up to a spittle-spewing, chanting, raving frenzy. These are his people.

Maybe he'll hold a teeny-tiny gun up (like Charlton Heston) and scream some comment about "cold, dead hands" -- and then immediately stroke out right in front of Big Wayne and everybody.

[CurtEastPoint]

9. Ah... I remember another president who went to Dallas....

leaving the rest to your imagination.