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RandomAccess

(5,210 posts)
Fri May 4, 2018, 09:47 PM May 2018

Signs you're in a codependent relationship with the Mueller investigation

Okay, I confess -- count me in. (This is cute -- go read it all)


A healthy relationship is marked by good boundaries and an attachment to a real person you've actually met.

Over the past two years, far too many people have developed a codependent relationship with Special Counsel Robert Mueller. Their fixation is eminently understandable. Like him or not, that sullen piece of limestone rock is the only person capable of saving us from President Trump/nuclear holocaust.

What started for many of us as a light crush has since matured into an unhealthy fixation, with no relief in sight — since Trump isn't about to go to jail anytime soon. It's time we all examined ourselves for symptoms of Mueller addiction.

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9. You've told everyone, "I'm not a Republican but I've kind of got a thing for Mueller."

10. You have uttered the phrase "Follow the money" more than twice in the past month.

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12. You scream at MSNBC or CNN when they've got breaking news like it's the Super Bowl, even though they're mostly just droning on about some boring bank.

13. You talk about needing a Mueller "fix."

14. You've spent your hard earned money on some of the worst books of the year: James Comey's self-aggrandizing airport book and Fire and Fury in hard copy.


https://mashable.com/2018/05/04/mueller-investigation-addiction-relationship/

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Signs you're in a codependent relationship with the Mueller investigation (Original Post) RandomAccess May 2018 OP
I scored ten out of twenty. TomSlick May 2018 #1
Sure you are, buddy RandomAccess May 2018 #4
May seem like two years, but actually only one. Sneederbunk May 2018 #2
You mean the four years aren't about done? SCantiGOP May 2018 #3
I'm doomed. I need an intervention and a deprogrammer, ASAP! nt procon May 2018 #5
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