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Brian Krassenstein
Dear Evangelicals,
Can you point to the section in the bible which says it's ok to cheat on my wife with a porn star & lie to the American people 3,027 times while grabbing the genitals of another person against their will?
I mean this sounds so much worse than eating shellfish
IluvPitties
(3,181 posts)Kirk Lover
(3,608 posts)being A-OK.
manor321
(3,344 posts)^ That's an old Simpson's joke.
BarbaRosa
(2,684 posts)He asked me to do something, and I replied -jokingly- "Is that in my contract?" to which he replied "It will be in the morning".
So I'm sure that will be an okey dokey soon enough.
LakeArenal
(28,816 posts)As per some pirates....
stopbush
(24,396 posts)Ezekiel 23:20: She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey's and emissions like those of a horse.
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)keithbvadu2
(36,765 posts)Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)Drahthaardogs
(6,843 posts)I Fucking kid you not+
lindysalsagal
(20,666 posts)That's not my problem with them. Hungry, homeless, uneducated, sick kids are my problem with them.
Mariana
(14,854 posts)"And so I tell you, every kind of sin and slander can be forgiven, but blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven."
keithbvadu2
(36,765 posts)meadowlander
(4,394 posts)If a Republican does it, then no man shalst call it a sin.