If I said Trump is a ritz cracker

[boston bean]

would that offend people here?

It is so fitting in so many ways!!

[BigmanPigman]

1. Can he be used to make a mock apple pie?

I am sure it would cause nausea or violent vomiting though.

[John Fante]

2. He's more like a cheez-it, no?

Then again, I don't really like comparing Gump to food. Even the worms will pass on this POS when he kicks the bucket.

[WhiteTara]

3. I would laugh out loud

that's funny. Orange and full of fat with puffy edges.

[Kirk Lover]

4. It would offend ritz crackers. nt

[Arkansas Granny]

5. Please don't. I would never be able to eat Ritz crackers again.

[treestar]

6. Um, there is nothing you can call the Dotard

that will offend me. Nothing. It only offends me when I hear Deplorables call him a "good man" or a "good Christian" or a "great President."

[greatauntoftriplets]

7. Well, he's certainly not a Wheat Thin.

[Initech]

8. Putin on the Ritz!!!

[TexasProgresive]

9. You win

[boston bean]

10. Someone needs to add trump to that!! LOL