"Dear Jesus: May he start Armageddon so you can come back."

[annabanana]

With prayer and Bolton.. Let the BOMBS FALL!

[democratisphere]

1. THEIR MESSIAH.

Crazy, Crazy Sh't!

[annabanana]

4. These fundies are Dominionists and End Timers.

They can hardly wait.

[MANative]

2. That may be the most offensive thing I have ever seen.

[NightWatcher]

3. In a just society, asking an invisible man to destroy the planet would be enough

to have you committed to a hospital because you are obviously a threat to yourself and others.

I am rapidly approaching the position that evangelical "christianity" as practiced in America is a mental illness.

[pandr32]

5. I'm with you!

[SammyWinstonJack]

13. +1000000.

[Glorfindel]

6. A prayer from "A Canticle for Leibowitz" by Walter M. Miller, Jr.

"From the lightning and the tempest, O Lord, deliver us.
From the scourge of the earthquake, O Lord, deliver us.
From plague, famine, and war, O Lord, deliver us.
From the place of ground zero, O Lord, deliver us.
From the rain of the cobalt, O Lord, deliver us.
From the rain of the strontium, O Lord, deliver us.
From the fall of the cesium, O Lord, deliver us.
From the curse of the Fallout, O Lord, deliver us.
From the begetting of monsters, O Lord, deliver us.
From the curse of the Misborn, O Lord deliver us."

But I'm afraid the monsters are already here.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. Excellent book. I read it years ago; it kind of freaked me out.

I should read it again.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. Looks like they're doing an exorcism, which is probably what's needed.

[annabanana]

12. This crazy sonofabitch is gonna blow us all up.

All the wildest ideologues have his ear. They say "strong".. and he sucks it up like mother's milk.

[stopbush]

9. The power that make believe holds over adult minds. Scary.

[CrispyQ]

10. I don't even believe in God but I'm praying for the damned rapture.

Please, come suck these assholes off the planet!

[Achilleaze]

11. "Even the self-designated 'elect' shall be deceived" - BiBle

because they will submissively assume the position and meekly swallow the obvious lies of a lifetime casino hustler and sexual predator named Dirty Donny* and elevate him as their family values role model, and their blasphemous kremlin-manipulated "god emperor."


* aka republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief