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https://politics.theonion.com/oh-god-what-happened-last-night-says-groggy-mike-pe-1823070030WASHINGTONExperiencing a rising sense of dread as he opened his eyes Friday morning and noticed the woman asleep beside him, a groggy and confused Vice President Mike Pence reportedly muttered, Oh God, what happened last night? upon waking up in the same bed as his wife. This is Karens bedwhat have I done? said a visibly panicked Pence, his fear increasing as he discovered that he was completely naked except for his underwear and pajama pants, while second lady Karen Pence wore no socks or nightcap, her feet and head completely nude. We didnt, did we? I mean, I dont think we did, but Im not a hundred percent sure. Oh, no, no, no. Cmon, Mike, whats gotten into you? How could you be so reckless? What on earth were you thinking having that second glass of milk last night? You idiot! You better just hope you didnt do anything youll regret. At press time, sources reported the vice president was praying that no one would see him as he quietly snuck out of his wifes bedroom and stumbled back to his own quarters, where he immediately showered in a futile attempt to wash away his shame.
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'Oh God, What Happened Last Night?' Says Groggy Mike Pence After Waking Up In Same Bed As Wife (Original Post)
geardaddy
May 2018
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democratisphere
(17,235 posts)1. One too many communions.
longship
(40,416 posts)2. Here's another from The Onion.
octoberlib
(14,971 posts)4. Haha!
"Karen Pence wore no socks or night cap"