BREAKING NEWS: Chief of Staff John Kelly: "Immigrants don't have skills and don't integrate well."

[Tommy_Carcetti]

Upon the media hearing this statement, Kelly then quickly corrected himself.

"Wait...did I say immigrants? What I meant to say was my boss," Kelly said. "My boss doesn't have any skills and doesn't integrate well with others around him. Also the same thing can also be said for anyone who works for him."

Kelly then paused a moment, and added with a nervous laugh, "Present company most definitely included, of course."

After another pause, he continued with a straight face, "I'm an emotionally soulless vessel who in no way, shape or form should be in the position where I'm currently at."

Details at Eleven.

[flotsam]

1. If the same rules were applied during the potato famine...

...there would be less chance of finding an American with the surname Kelly as there now is to find a republican with a sense of decency or shame.

[Johonny]

2. Evidence seems overwhelming fat old white men don't integrate well