Avenatti BURNS Rudy right down to the ground

[Miles Archer]

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Giuliani says he wouldn’t debate Avenatti 'if they paid me $10 million'
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Michael Avenatti
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Replying to @politico @pjhnsn8
By “they” is he talking about Novartis, ATT, Korea Aero, or the Russians?

7:52 AM - 12 May 2018

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[hlthe2b]

1. He's very quick witted and Giuliani, Trump, Cohen and their ilck are

decidedly NOT ....

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2. Admittedly, that was a floater right over the middle of the plate,

But a home run is a home run!

[grantcart]

4. Rudy only throws floaters

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6. He certainly has a knack

[flibbitygiblets]

8. It seems that Rudy leaves a trail of floaters everywhere he goes lately

As Avenatti said on AMJoy today, "this guy is a walking train wreck, a caricature of what he used to be, it is time he goes out to pasture, because he is doing considerable damage. But if he wants to continue to make comments, so be it."

[MyOwnPeace]

11. Wait a minute...............

When you say "floaters" - are we talking BASEBALL or ..............

OH!!!!!!

NOW I get it!

Yep, that's Rudy!!!!!

[magicarpet]

21. Poop + Punch bowl..... Get it ?

[George II]

13. And I'm sure donnie only drops floaters!

[trusty elf]

16. anagram for "The Art of the Deal" ......

[onecent]

30. this is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Blue_true]

12. Yeah, that was a meatball.

I bet Avenatti had to resist slobbering to swing on it.

[smirkymonkey]

3. Right. Because he would wipe the floor with your saggy ass.

Why is he still around? Shouldn't he be in a nursing home or something?

[tecelote]

9. Can you imagine Giuliani in a nursing home?

How many would mistake him for the Grim Reaper every time he walked down the hall?

[smirkymonkey]

20. Gah! With those teeth, I'm sure they will see him as something much

more terrifying. He really looks like something from a horror film in that photo. You would think he would have the money to keep up with his dental work. Ugh!

[3catwoman3]

26. Ugh, indeed.

That is one of the poorest color matches I've ever seen - the uppers and lowers don't look remotely the same.

[onecent]

31. I guess Dotard has to look at his teeth.....He look at trump with an open mouth, the

smell must be intoxicatiing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fritz Walter]

32. Stephen Colbert nailed it last week

Bat Boy's Grandfather



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[smirkymonkey]

33. OMG! Yes!

That is a perfect likeness!

[Journeyman]

5. So, once again, the need to pay for WH access rears its ugly head (right next to Rudy's) . . .

Is there nothing these fools will do without some sort of profit requirement?

[Dopers_Greed]

7. Avenatti is killing it on social media

Hopefully that extends to killing Dumpf's cabal in the courtroom

[leftyladyfrommo]

10. You would think Trump's people would

learn not to mess with him. He just makes them look as stupid as they all are.

[bucolic_frolic]

14. YES!

But Avenatti is a lawyer with litigation. Why haven't our Democratic politicians been assertive like this for the last 40 years? We needed to confront this growing menace, because it didn't begin with Trump, it was spawned by the folks who brought us Reagan.

[FiveGoodMen]

18. "Why haven't our Democratic politicians been assertive like this for the last 40 years?"

Sadly, for too many of them it seems that it's not whether you win or lose, it's how you collect the donations.

[saidsimplesimon]

15. I appreciate the uplift from this thread.

Some of the responses brought a smile as well.

Now, How do we get more people to exercise their civic obligation to vote or serve jury duty?

[MrModerate]

17. That would leave a mark, except . . .

Giuliani's got so many holes in his head already, no one would notice.

[Honeycombe8]

19. Zing. nt

[uponit7771]

22. K&R

[BlancheSplanchnik]

23. 😵 Ooooooooooooo! Best burn I've ever seen! n/t

[nolabels]

24. This should not be a humorous matter!

Yet to my bewilderment it's the funniest thing I have seen all week

[spanone]

25. K&R...

[lastlib]

27. BOOM! Rudy, take some advice from my political science professor:

"DON"T USE PRONOUNS WITHOUT AN ANTECEDENT!"

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Well done, Mr. Avenatti!!

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[Snackshack]

28. Good one.

I hope he keeps the heat ramping up on Cohen et al. and that he is clean as a whistle. Not even a bone in a little box let alone a full skeleton in a closet somewhere. Because guaranteed there people combing thru his background all the way back to T-0 for anything that they can use against him as with the NY AG.

[maddiemom]

29. Maybe "China people," or "Polish people," or....