Saw the best bumper sticker yet in Marsha Blackburn's district

[redstateblues]

It was in the shape of a dog’s paw and it said “My dog is smarter than the President”

[unblock]

1. More loyal, too

[Heartstrings]

2. Probably sheds less......nt

[gratuitous]

3. Better table manners, too

[Blue_true]

4. Likely farts less also. nt

[rock]

5. Sure

It doesn't lick it's ass!

[Takket]

6. pees on the furnature less too

[Thekaspervote]

7. Yeah!! And dogs have a soul, can show sadness and don't lie either!!

[left-of-center2012]

8. Today is Mother's Day

Instead of the dog's paw,
it should have had the dog's maw.

[BobTheSubgenius]

9. And, if it had to be one or the other, which one would you rather have hump your leg?q

Neither of them are above that.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. Doesn't smell as bad when wet, probably has better breath,

and doesn't shed as much yellow hair on the furniture. And understands that eating cat poop out of the litter box isn't that much worse than eating well-done steak with ketchup.