Melania Trump undergoes kidney surgery

[Cyrano]

The orange creature "will visit later."

Her surgery is a surprise. Best wishes to her.

The orange creature will visit later? Whatta' guy.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/14/politics/melania-trump-surgery/index.html

[Blue Owl]

1. Trump will stop by after he picks up some Jujy Fruits

n/t

[Scurrilous]

2. Or some Junior Mints.

[sdfernando]

3. I hope she recovers quickly

but I have to say, and I hate to say it....but my first thought on seeing the headline was that Spanky McStumpy must have kicked her again and did some real damage.

[HipChick]

5. That was my thoughts too...but also a friend mentioned that she wears one of those waist trainers

they can do a lot of damage to internal organs..

[OnDoutside]

4. I had to do a double take to make sure it wasn't her liver, which you couldn't blame her for.

[enid602]

6. Kidney

For a guy like tRump, a woman's kidney health is of utmost importance.