President Trump Responds to Kim Jong Un's Challenge
Facing a setback in planned talks with the North Korean Leader, Donald Trump today issued a brief statement, responding to the potential threat of a delay or cancellation of the June meeting in Singapore:
"So, Little Rocket Man is pushing back? Well, I have a tremendously large button I can push at any time. I've been practicing pushing it late at night when nobody's around and I'm really good at getting satisfaction from my button-pushing, believe me. That youngster in North Korea with the weird hair had better watch his step, I hate to say. In a nuclear button race, my huge button will stand tall, while his tiny little button can't make anything go off. When it comes down to a race to the finish, I'll win every time. Don't be a jerk-off, Little Kim. I'll teach him to respect a real man's button!"
