The Twit tweets: I hereby demand, and will do so officially tomorrow, that the Department of Justice

[demmiblue]

Link to tweet

He is off his rocker today!

[manor321]

1. LOL

They've backed up from "no collusion" to "you found my crimes using illegal tactics!"

[TimeToGo]

20. Yep

Gone from arguing facts to procedure.

[Ferrets are Cool]

2. OMG, he REALLY does think he is KING of AMERICA. nt

[cvoogt]

3. Well..

if you use the word 'hereby' you know it must be a legal (sounding) request and has to be complied with, naturally.

[PSPS]

12. Next he'll declare he's a "sovereign citizen" or "Moorish" or some such nonsense.

"Where is your authority?"
"You have no jurisdiction!"
"I did not enter into a contract with you!"

[cvoogt]

44. he's a whiny bully

and needs to be relegated to the dustbin of history ASAP.

[OnDoutside]

57. The only Moorish he knows is when he orders KFC.

[COLGATE4]

64. and my personal favorite (when the sovereign citizen and/or

"Moorish American" is being hauled from his/her car by police) "I do not consent!!!"

[BootinUp]

4. Ignore him, no response necessary. Nt

[Turbineguy]

5. This would be an investigation

that he would not want to see the end of.

[dalton99a]

6. Of course.

[jberryhill]

13. Jay-Z has a love child? Who knew.

[lame54]

23. It really is worse than Watergate

[rzemanfl]

34. Furthermore, who cares? n/t

[Eliot Rosewater]

26. Does anybody here own their own homes?

[Shrike47]

69. Husband and I do. Paid it off 6 years ago.

[Eliot Rosewater]

70. Who says you own it?

[Mr.Bill]

28. Who knew that as a private citizen, Hillary could

give orders to the FBI. She is truly awesome.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

33. NatEnq is conveyor belt for Trump crap. Sold to suckers. . . . nt

[Delmette2.0]

67. It's time to start turning the top copy around.

If your check out stand has NE take to top copy, pretend to look at it then put it back with the back showing. Then the next few customers don't see it and buy it.

[underpants]

73. I do it all the time

[underpants]

75. Yes but the point is really for a lot of eyeballs to see it

And a lot do waiting in the checkout line.

[calimary]

83. All the more reason to turn the top issue around so only the back shows, or better yet:

pick up ANOTHER magazine and just absent-mindedly return it to the rack - ON TOP OF that offending issue (which is in the rack backwards anyway).

If indeed lots of people get exposed to those headlines whether they buy that rag or not, or even minimally take it seriously, then there'll be that many people who do not see that front cover and its deceitful headline. You'll have done your share for truth, justice, AND what we used to know and cherish as "the American way."

[Books_Tea_Alone]

91. I only shop at supermarkets that do not display

..those rags. Trader Joe's and Wegmans do not sell them. I wrote to the other supermarkets on Twitter and let them know I will not be shopping there until they are removed. Small thing but together it all adds up

[SunSeeker]

92. I always flip it over in the rack so you can't see the cover.

Fuck them.

[mountain grammy]

46. Well, they do have their hands up to their ears..

so there's that.

[C_U_L8R]

7. Little lord trump-le-roi

throwing yet another shit fit.

[Cracklin Charlie]

8. Would that not put him in exposure?

Now, won’t the DOJ have to explain publicly why they were there?

[lisa58]

9. A-S-S-H-O-L-E

[chillfactor]

10. He is not God, he is not king.....

but the dumb ass seems to think he is. I can't wait until he falls into that big black hole.

[madamesilverspurs]

14. But he IS the king.

King of Perpetual Victimhood, that is.


.

[PunksMom]

32. Ditto

[erronis]

42. Big ignor-anus hole. Where the "swept away" will be septically disposed of.

I can't think of any other time in my 10 years of dog-life that there has been such a wealth of turd-blossoms like the dump and the repuglicons.

[calimary]

50. I like that!

“... in my ten years of dog-life...”

Excellent.

[napi21]

11. What's this jackass want to do to President Obama? s Hasn't he lost enough accusations

that he's embarrassed to loose anther one?

[janx]

15. My guess is that

he got some more bad news. We'll probably hear about it this coming week.

[janx]

16. NINE tweets railing about the investigation

in just 21 hours.

Something's going down.

[csziggy]

47. He's panicking - Mueller's people must be getting close to the full truth! nt

[triron]

55. Told my girlfriend exactly that this morning.

[Mr. Ected]

17. Sad thing is, Americans will never view our institutions the same after him

He's created the perception of politicization where there was none; he has cast aspersions against our venerable agencies that will forever cloud their effectiveness and veritability.

Fuck. You. Donald. Trump.

And fuck everyone who flunked middle school civics class and voted for this destroyer of our constitution. All this because of guns and abortions.

[rurallib]

21. you are so right

Some of the damage he has done can never be repaired.

[VOX]

38. That is the absolute sad truth.

Each day, he attacks the rule of law by ranting against the very government agencies that exist to keep American citizens safe (or at least provide some illusion of that).

Post-45, the cleanup will be Herculean in scope.

[mwooldri]

18. No problem, Mueller is right on that, Mr. "President".

While it is not part of his official remit, I think he has probably been looking at the FBI angle already. Add it to what he is looking at. After all, it does overlap.

[mobeau69]

19. Bahahahaha

[janx]

22. Is he not golfing today?

Must not be.

[PunksMom]

36. He's not allowed to golf

while “Melanie” is recovering...after all, what would people think? Oh right, they already think that😳🙄

[backtoblue]

24. ...I hereby demand....????!!wtf??

I'm so tired of this fool.

[lame54]

25. He's trying to prove fruit of a poison tree...

He is trying to discredit an early investigator so that any proof that has been uncovered since then is connected to said investigator

Therefore it is all tainted and must be thrown out of court

[rzemanfl]

27. He isn't that smart. He is just trying to prove he is the biggest asshole on earth. n/t

[lame54]

63. You don't need to be smart...

To throw a hail Mary pass
You just need to be desperate

[Bernardo de La Paz]

29. It's deflection. Shit's getting serious so tRump is getting desperate. Too late for him. . . . nt

[Midnight Writer]

61. Exactly deflection. Note every response by his supporters in media is "What about Hillary?".

[sunonmars]

30. The traitor playing the victim. Trump should be in jail, not on Twitter.

[triron]

58. For a very long time.

[bucolic_frolic]

31. It's not a statement, it's a pompous royal decree by a pompous stooge

and soon to be stool pigeon

Lock him up!

[Croney]

35. He is demanding that the DOJ look into whether

the DOJ did something. Right hand to left hand: WHAT DID YOU DO? Left hand: 🤪

[Clarity2]

37. Get me the easy button

Political purposes would be Comey and obama speaking up before the election about what they knew. Or at least it would “appear” to be political.

See why they couldnt? Because THIS. That would have fed this conspiracy theory.

[murielm99]

39. Maybe he is jealous.

There was so much attention on Megan and Harry. People were so happy for them. He has to throw a tantrum to get the attention back on himself.

[flibbitygiblets]

77. And someone didn't get an invitation...

I know it's the norm to not invite political figures, but he really does think he's special, and would have LOVED to go.

[DallasNE]

40. By Definition

That is obstruction of justice. But in America justice is no longer blind. Not with our selective enforcement of the laws.

[G_j]

41. Probably a good sign

he is very afraid of what’s coming

[TalenaGor]

43. he released an official statement today saying he would release official statement tomorrow LOL

Note to self adding "hereby" makes everything sound more official unless you don't want it to be... Then I hereby declare "hereby" to be not official until I hereby declare it to be official

[Freethinker65]

45. NK and China ignored his recent "demands", as should the FBI/DOJ

[LuckyCharms]

48. I hereby demand that Trump shut the fuck up.

[nini]

49. Please Proceed

He's not real bright is he?

[gordianot]

62. About as bright as a dim light bulb about to get a shock.

[mvd]

51. You are not dictator, Chump

You can't just control the FBI. This guy is really nuts.

[Overseas]

52. It's like a member of the Gambino crime family complaining that there was an informant in his circle

I had to turn off MSNBC when I heard the anchor discussing this with WSJ reporter as though it were a serious proposition.

I don't understand why they don't talk more honestly about these moves.

[Ilsa]

53. Nope, donald, not for political purposes, but for

Frigging NATIONAL SECURITY purposes!!!

So much for the oaf of office's oath of office.

[B Stieg]

54. The Captain WILL find out which of you stole his coconuts...

if he has to look under every rock.

[malaise]

56. THey did so for National Security Reasons

you treasonous piece of scum

[Liberalagogo]

59. I hereby demand

that Shithole and his entire administration resign en masse. And commit seppuku while they're at it.

[Capperdan]

72. hooray!!!

The Buttwipe didn't go to eighth grade.

[Butterflylady]

82. I second that!!!!

[Siwsan]

60. I picture him dressed as the Cowardly Lion, as he typed this. Complete with broken flower pot crown

[iluvtennis]

65. Anything to divert attention from his/the campaign's wrongdoing. He/his campaign conspired with

Russia [and maybe others] to steal the election from Hillary.

[Buns_of_Fire]

66. Hear ye, hear ye! Our Deloved Leader hereby demands

of all assembled and non-assembled citizens of earth, that he is never again to be spoken of to have small hands, a MAMMOTH ASS (with or without panty lines), a big mouth, a short temper, or a whiny attitude. Nonforsooth and non compos mentis, requisat en emptor tempus fugit, persona non grata, and illegetimus non corborundum en pace requisat non sequitor in hoc signo vinces LS/MFT.

So there. So stop saying that!

(Damned unruly commoners, anyway..)

[triron]

68. Wonder if Hannity told him to say this?

[Squinch]

71. Can't someone PLEASE give him a fifth grade Civics book? PLEASE??

[snort]

74. He's so sore it'll take three scoops today.

[boston bean]

76. Yes, Your Royal Heinous.

[NBachers]

78. If he wanted to sound really official and emphatic, he would have said HEREBY and FORTHWITH!

[onecent]

79. He is off his rocker EVERY DAY.!!!

[SeattleVet]

80. "I hereby demand..."

Good grief! This tweet brings us well into 25th Amendment territory.

Time to demand that he step down, for the good of EVERYONE.

[BlueJac]

81. Go fuck youself Trump!

The Trump crime family should be investigated, crooks on the highest level. We will see what the NUTLESS Republicans will say now. My bet is they lick Donny's balls for him!

[rplcmint67]

84. FIlthy Don should also inquire about Obama Birth Certificate

because it's a good time to rehash the birther movement as a smokescreens again.

[Enoki33]

85. Just a humble opinion here, but l think we ignore his obvious duplicity

at our own risk. He tries, and often succeeds, to frantically turn everything negative and disgusting about himself to his own political ends by continually blurring the line between fact an fiction, while feeding talking points to his base. Just as pretty much everything he accuses others of, he himself is doubly guilty if the facts are revealed. It is all part of the strategy of him morphing into a autocratic ruler with an iron fist around the rule of law.

[Sam McGee]

86. It's time . . .

It's time for millions of us peasants to descend on DC with pitchforks and torches. And a guillotine.

[spanone]

87. who the fuck is he to 'HEREBY DEMAND? fuck you trump.

[Grammy23]

88. Next tRump tweet: I hereby declare that if Mueller does not wrap up the investigation

and completely clear my name, I will hold my breath until I turn blue. I will also fall down, kick my feet and throw a hissy fit. Buh-leave-me.

[stopbush]

89. Like this?

[dalton99a]

90. "I hereby REMAND Donald Trump to the custody of the U.S. Bureau of Prisons"

to be imprisoned for the remainder of his natural life, without benefit of parole, probation, or suspension of sentence