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Tanning Bed or Spray Tan??? (Original Post) bdamomma May 2018 OP
Spray. janx May 2018 #1
Decrepit & Hideous lunasun May 2018 #2
Do they make tanning beds for whales? Wounded Bear May 2018 #3
They have stand up booths now. MrsCoffee May 2018 #12
I've never seen a tanning bed "tan" so orange, so I'm guessing he wears goggles when they spray him hlthe2b May 2018 #4
Spray. MontanaMama May 2018 #5
He's the orange menace bdamomma May 2018 #6
pic from today. Pence doing the weird stare of course Demovictory9 May 2018 #7
Why doesn't he just use some bronzer or makeup to get the white circles around his eyes smirkymonkey May 2018 #8
And I also hate his stupid boring ties. fierywoman May 2018 #9
I've almost gotten used to the "orange raccoon" look. Buns_of_Fire May 2018 #10
This ProudLib72 May 2018 #11
...tRump hasn't been that svelte since his Vietnam days... teamster633 May 2018 #13
Now I'm going to go bleach my eyes fantase56 May 2018 #14
It's fake ProudLib72 May 2018 #17
yuk that is bdamomma May 2018 #18
YOWZA! Totally Tunsie May 2018 #19
What does it say on her resume? northremembers May 2018 #20
Surely they can do a better job...I mean WTF???? Who is gonna take credit for that? I'll bet Kirk Lover May 2018 #15
Paint by number NRaleighLiberal May 2018 #16
What Trump would look like without his weird orange tan dalton99a May 2018 #21

MrsCoffee

(5,801 posts)
12. They have stand up booths now.
Thu May 24, 2018, 07:28 PM
May 2018

No way could he get a regular tanning bed to close with that gut.

But more than likely someone has to spray him down daily.



hlthe2b

(102,141 posts)
4. I've never seen a tanning bed "tan" so orange, so I'm guessing he wears goggles when they spray him
Thu May 24, 2018, 07:12 PM
May 2018

to keep the tanner out of his eyes. It looks utterly ridiculous, second only to his hair.

MontanaMama

(23,296 posts)
5. Spray.
Thu May 24, 2018, 07:12 PM
May 2018

I’ll bet he’s got his own booth at Maralago. He might even have a tax payer funded booth at the WH. 🤬

 

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)
8. Why doesn't he just use some bronzer or makeup to get the white circles around his eyes
Thu May 24, 2018, 07:21 PM
May 2018

to match the rest of his hideous hue? Does this guy ever look in a mirror? It's like he has reverse body dysmorphic disorder. Most people with BDD see themselves as much uglier and fatter than they are, but 45 sees himself as much thinner, younger and better looking than he is. He has no idea how physically repulsive he is.

Buns_of_Fire

(17,158 posts)
10. I've almost gotten used to the "orange raccoon" look.
Thu May 24, 2018, 07:25 PM
May 2018

But I wish he'd do something about the fish lips.

Totally Tunsie

(10,885 posts)
19. YOWZA!
Sun May 27, 2018, 07:25 PM
May 2018

That pic needs a warning label!

His beauty regimen must be quite time-consuming, between the tanning, hair coloring and combing. For chuckles, I sometimes try to imagine how he looks while sitting with his Clairol Nice n' Easy #104 in his hair...those 25 minutes must be his Twitter time. The fumes might also explain some of his tweets.

 

northremembers

(63 posts)
20. What does it say on her resume?
Sun May 27, 2018, 08:09 PM
May 2018

It says here you worked in the White House but there's no description of your duties.

 

Kirk Lover

(3,608 posts)
15. Surely they can do a better job...I mean WTF???? Who is gonna take credit for that? I'll bet
Thu May 24, 2018, 07:58 PM
May 2018

that vain orange ass does it himself hence the suck ass job.

Does spray tan build up toxins in the blood over time by any chance?

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