The eyes of Trump

[left-of-center2012]

Too much time in the tanning bed ?

[dalton99a]

1. Their functionality:

[uppityperson]

2. It has to be spray, or can you imagine that peeling?

[smirkymonkey]

3. God, he is one ugly motherfucker.

That mouth. I can't stand looking at that mouth. I can't even say what I would like to have happen to it.

[Rorey]

4. Thinking the same thing

[ProudLib72]

10. Does it involve a hook, line, and Mueller holding a rod?

[smirkymonkey]

11. It involves a large, industrial stapler gun

[Cha]

17. lol

[JI7]

14. it looks like a fucking asshole with Teeth. so fucking respulsive

i feel like they should blur it out to not violate certain standards.

[Dem2]

5. Spraypaint

Trumpa Lumpa - google it

[BigmanPigman]

6. The eyes of Dr T J Eckleburg are more symbolic

at this time in our nation's history. The Great Gatsby used the billboard as a symbol...

"The American Dream is originally about the discovery of happiness, but by the 1920s, this dream has become perverted into this desire for wealth by whatever means; mistaken that money will bring happiness. F. Scott Fitzgerald does not us the words “American Dream” in the novel, The Great Gatsby, but it is evident that he shows the impossibility of achieving happiness through the American Dream. Fitzgerald demonstrates through symbols and motifs the impossibility of the American Dream."
http://thegreatgatsbysandm.blogspot.com/2011/05/eyes-of-tj-eckleburg.html

[blue neen]

7. The eyes of Lucifer.

Ugh. Such evil.

[Demovictory9]

8. between tanning, golfing, tweeting, and arranging his hair - when does he have time to work?

[GusBob]

9. Madarosis, blepheritis, meibomian gland dysfunction, possible demodex infestation

For a germaphobe, his eyes are staph infected.

Dont be surprised to find him soon with hordeola and k-sicca

[smirkymonkey]

12. I think he looks a bit like he has fetal alcohol syndrome.

Especially around the eyes. Either that or Down's. Seriously.

[Buns_of_Fire]

13. Sounds serious. I'd settle for necrotizing hemorrhoids.

Rump forgot the first rule of butt-health: When you are butt-promiscuous like he is, it's important to remember that those lips gently kissing your backside have probably been kissing other backsides, too. Contrary to popular belief, ChapStick does not offer adequate protection against infected butt-hickeys.

[Vinca]

15. He's like an orange raccoon.

[no_hypocrisy]

16. He resembles a villain in Batman.