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laserhaas

(7,805 posts)
Fri May 25, 2018, 06:01 PM May 2018

What if - Netanyahu & NRA Team Up- in gun sales?

The NRA immediately went to work with forecast models, all giddy, once there was any suggestion teachers should arm themselves to prevent school shootings.

Rank & File gun shops anticipated a 23% increase in sales; and a 50% increase in profits due to the higher demand and shortage of supply.

Of course this means more guns would get loose; and more shootings would transpire.

Hence, more chaos should equal greater demand!

Any NRA VP may also look into training academies for teachers; and every increasing maintenance add on sales.

More chaos equates to more yachts, more vacation homes and maybe a Lear Jet or two.

Meanwhile, Netanyahu talks about the need for every Israeli - also to be armed.

Netanyahu & NRA lobby for the rights to more arm sales; except to Black Panthers, Palestinians, BLM, activists, reporters or underground bloggers & websites.

2018 already set records for kids killing kids; but we all Will have to wait until February 1, 2019 profit reports - to see if the plan to increase sales and profit margins, for guns and ammo - really worked.

Unless, of course, Netanyahu & NRA execs slip up ad we start seeing them flying around in new Lears.

By the way, shouldn't all those jets be armed, also?

Never can tell when tires on fire may roll down runways - or protesters being mass murdered - might start throwing rocks at planes.

Just sayin....blam - Blam - BLAM!

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What if - Netanyahu & NRA Team Up- in gun sales? (Original Post) laserhaas May 2018 OP
Israel has highly restrictive gun laws oberliner May 2018 #1
Yup..... laserhaas May 2018 #2
Are you kidding? oberliner May 2018 #3
Yup - typical Netanyahu bullchit laserhaas May 2018 #4
 

laserhaas

(7,805 posts)
4. Yup - typical Netanyahu bullchit
Sat May 26, 2018, 03:16 AM
May 2018

I'm a Yid, and the Palestinian conflict is absurd.

Jews have been oppressed. So have Palestinians. There's no justification for the slaughter.


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