Donald Pump (I apologize in advance):

[demmiblue]

Link to tweet

Donald Trump Jr. is participating in a classic rite of passage for the newly single: posting thirst traps.

Since Vanessa Trump filed for divorce last month, he's made it painfully aware that he's on the market. Single and ready to mingle. All alone and ready to bone. He's one step away from being That Fish Guy and joining Tinder with photos from his last fishing trip.

Trump Jr. posted a gym selfie on his Instagram story on Thursday, captioning it "Donald Pump!" and topping it off with a series of emoji. The extremely flattering angle of the selfie makes him appear to have no chin at all as he smiles/grimaces for the camera. The single fluorescent light creates a halo effect, highlighting the pure smolder in his eyes as he attempts to flirt with all 1.1 million of his Instagram followers.

https://mashable.com/2018/05/24/donald-trump-jr-gym-selfie-thirst-trap/?utm_cid=mash-com-Tw-main-link

[Solly Mack]

1. Water, water everywhere...

Blech

[lkinwi]

2. Getting ready for jail?

[yonder]

6. good one!

[janx]

3. . . .

Since Vanessa Trump filed for divorce last month, he's made it painfully aware that he's on the market. Single and ready to mingle. All alone and ready to bone.

I can't believe I'm witnessing this.

[guillaumeb]

4. Could Stormy Daniels be in HIS future as well?

[lapfog_1]

7. One Trump was enough

Besides, Jr doesn't have a TV show to dangle in front of her so...

[janx]

5. It gets so much worse!

If you follow the link in the article to his Instagram, there are all kinds of outdoorsy, macho pictures, one of which mentions how chopping wood is a great "workout."

Building a fire with no matches, etc. Hey Donnie Pump, a lot of us learned to do that as KIDS...Don't they teach that in Cub Scouts?

I mean it's bad enough when we see our newly single, insecure friends do this kind of thing, but coming from him it seems especially desperate.

Edited to add: I honestly don't make fun of people this way and have seen a lot of this kind of thing on social media. But this guy? Really?

[kairos12]

12. He starts fires by using the Constitution as kindling.

[fierywoman]

8. The angle is a preview of what you would see if

you decided to have generic textbook sex with him and you looked up.

[demmiblue]

9. !

[janx]

10. ...

https://www.instagram.com/donaldjtrumpjr/

[kairos12]

11. Looks he wants to star in any remake of American Psycho.

[dalton99a]

13. "I love the outdoors when I'm not indoors"