We should support Our Great President even if he has buried Melanie in the basement!
Everyone is asking where is Melanie? So we have been talking about this down at the diner. But I am thinking first of all that I want to know who wants to know. Why are you looking for Melanie? Sometimes people do not want to be found. Does Melanie even want you to find her? Sometimes when people are looking for people who do not want to be found, the people who do not want to be found go looking for the people who are trying to find them so they know where they are so they can go be somewhere else instead of being found. I saw a movie about that once. And supposing if you find her then what are you going to do then? I think it could get to be very complicated
I am even hearing some people saying now that Our Great President has buried Melanie in the White House basement. So let us think about this. First of all, it can be a good career move to be buried there. I am thinking of Oliver Hardy who was buried in the White House basement for years where he organized contra dances and now he is leader of our National Russian Association. But I am also thinking that our President does not look like a person who knows how to use a shovel. If Melanie is buried in the basement, I would think probably Ivanka or maybe Jared put her there. They do not have alibis because nobody seems to know how they spend their time anyway. But supposing just for the sake of argument that Our Great President did bury Melanie in the basement, you still have to admit that it is OK because he is Our President
So that is what I am thinking
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