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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsJENNA JAMESON CLARIFIES HER ENDORSEMENT OF ROMNEY - Borowitz
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)Concerned that her endorsement of former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney for President would lead to cheap, easy jokes and innuendo, porn star Jenna Jameson held a press conference today to explain her headline-making decision.
When asked what initially appealed to her about Mr. Romney, Ms. Jameson said, Hes the only person whos assumed more positions than I have.
The actress said that she researched Mr. Romneys career thoroughly, and was particularly impressed by his tenure at Bain Capital: Theres nothing more American, I think, than screwing people you dont know for money.
While Mr. Romneys recent foreign trip drew jeers from his critics, Ms. Jameson hailed his performance: I respect someone who opens their mouth without thinking.
The actress, who appeared as the character Holly So Tightly in the film Dirt Merchant, seemed unconcerned by the controversy swirling about Mr. Romneys bank accounts in Switzerland and the Caymans: Ive put my assets in plenty of foreign places.
Ms. Jameson concluded her presser by reiterating her fulsome support of the G.O.P. candidate: Mitt Romney will do to all of America what I have already done to half of America.
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Heather MC
(8,084 posts)JI7
(89,240 posts)B Calm
(28,762 posts)Ichingcarpenter
(36,988 posts)she is bi and very liberal or maybe she heard about
Clint Eastwood's 'FUN RAISER' for Mit.
nc4bo
(17,651 posts)When I saw the story yesterday, I thought such fun can be had - she can't be serious
I think she's trolling too and have a grand time of it.
Jamaal510
(10,893 posts)Jenna totally shredded Mitt R0bme to bits! I thought that she was going to endorse that dude for real.
onlyadream
(2,165 posts)Read about the endorsement on aol and just knew she was trolling, lol. Now Clint Eastwood is another story.
lunatica
(53,410 posts)Follow the link and this is what's at the top of page:
The Borowitz Report
Fake news and political satire.
Ichingcarpenter
(36,988 posts)the subliminal reasons for it gives the nation
a chance to laugh, until he releases his tax returns
or takes Jenna on stage with him that gives him
a position to stand with.
madmat
(1 post)they both know how to screw their "fans" one literally and the other on film.
DURHAM D
(32,606 posts)you don't think what she did is funny.
Really?
Are you pissed?
Marrah_G
(28,581 posts)Zalatix
(8,994 posts)That was a no friggin brainer.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)Ichingcarpenter
(36,988 posts)to correct it.
MONEY and the riches of their eternity.... includes sex.
UNTIL THE US SAID
YOU CAN'T MARRY 20 YOUNG GIRLS.
its still in their religion.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)You can only have so much sex in one day!!!! Who needs 20? Or 72 virgins? (Besides, what good are 72 virgins when you blew your ding-dong off in a suicide bombing?)
Mormons are seriously fucked in the head.
Ichingcarpenter
(36,988 posts)He's handsome and looks Presidential....
Look it up, its what Clint said.
That's rather Gay......LOL