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Xipe Totec

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Sat Jun 23, 2018, 09:40 PM Jun 2018

Fisher-Price announces their new product: 'My First Prison Camp'

The miniature internment camp comes in three colors: Cream, Espresso, and Cool Gray. Its features include indoor/outdoor versatility, as it has reversible legs that have the option of adding stakes to keep it securely in place if placed outdoors. The camp itself is rather spacious for a toddler: the camp is over 18 square feet and is 28 inches tall. Some political pundits have asked “is it TOO spacious for toddlers?” The camp is also easily transported from location to location to give your toddler a real feel for life as an unlawfully detained citizen: the gate folds quickly so you can move your little tyke from undisclosed location to undisclosed location quicker than Dick Cheney can say “waterboarding isn’t torture.” And since it has no tools required for assembly, you don’t have to worry about losing a wrench or a potential uprising from unruly inmates at the camp.


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Fisher-Price announces their new product: 'My First Prison Camp' (Original Post) Xipe Totec Jun 2018 OP
is barbed wire included or extra charge? nt msongs Jun 2018 #1
They forgot to include the silver emergency blankets. nt Ilsa Jun 2018 #2
Blankets and rations not included with this set. nt Xipe Totec Jun 2018 #3
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