Penis Snake Discovered In Brazil! Omg.

[nc4bo]

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A group of engineers building a dam in the Amazon recently discovered an Atretochoana eiseltiis, better known as a caecilian, which some people might know as a limbless amphibian, but let’s be honest, the creature pictured above is a penis snake.

Monga Bay reports that the strange creature was discovered while the Madeira River was being drained as part of a damn building project in Brazil’s Madeira River. Biologist Julian Tupan said that six penis snakes were found at the bottom of the river.
Read more at http://www.inquisitr.com/292028/penis-snake-discovered-in-brazil/#5R8lC1IMytybd8PC.99

Mother nature never fails to impress

[Liberal_in_LA]

1. lol.

[nc4bo]

3. I know!

[Nuclear Unicorn]

33. I hear it feeds exclusively on a rare breed of

soft-shelled clam,

[Whisp]

2. Is that the Purple Headed Warrior snake?

[nc4bo]

5. "Atretochoana eiseltiis" but they're looking for a good name. nt

[LadyHawkAZ]

13. Erectionalia viagrii. n/t

[Jeffersons Ghost]

22. hmmm

Looks like a purple dragon snake to me. What happens if you cut its head off?

[AnnieBW]

4. If you pet it, it gets bigger!

So to speak.

[nc4bo]

7. !

Sorry - nature just blows my mind.

[pinboy3niner]

6. No snake sexting in GD!1!!

[nc4bo]

9. LOL

[MADem]

8. Throw a bucket of water on it, and you've got "Rince Priebus!"

[NRaleighLiberal]

10. And the snake's favorite food....

(I've grown these...they are HOT!)

[nc4bo]

14. Ok - stick a fork in me cause I'm done done done!

[Bonobo]

27. I am told most of them prefer these.

[Angry Dragon]

11. Looks like Rick Scott

[NYC_SKP]

12. Is it really a snake? Or is it an amphibian?

Answer: It's an amphibian.

Here's a Blue Caecilian:



Here is a snake:



And this is a tapir being attacked by a penis:



Nature is so mysterious!

[dixiegrrrrl]

29. WTF?????

THIS is what i get for having insomnia.........

[Kennah]

15. Some of the others pics of it are between frightening and impressive

If that thing has a venom that produces an abdominal swelling for nine months ...

[nc4bo]

16. They think it's related to salamanders or frogs

but they really don't know what it is.

[Kennah]

17. Vaginus explodus

[mindwalker_i]

18. I'm not sure it was a good idea to use this smilie

in conjunction with this post

[gkhouston]

19. Gawd, I hope no one alerts on your OP.

Imagine getting jury duty and coming on that pic unawares...

[nc4bo]

20. Hadn't thought of that.

Oh dear

Perhaps I should put a warning in the subj. line?

[xfundy]

21. It's uncut!

Now the "cut 'em when they're babies, they won't miss it" crowd will have something else to focus on! Hopefully a few boys can escape the knives if they're busy for a few minutes.

[Bonobo]

23. Like a penis, only smaller. nt

[NYC_SKP]

37. Bravo!

Well done!

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

24. Is that a Atretochoana eiseltiis in your pocket?

Or are you just happy to be posting this?

[PlanetBev]

25. They ought to name it ZZ

Tube snake boogie....boogie, boogie, boogie....all night long.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

26. You just KNOW one of the people who saw this wanted to put a condom on it.

Either that or whip it out and if it's love at first sight.

[jmowreader]

28. The new Republican Party mascot!

You just know that at this very minute, someone's thinking about collecting some, learning how to breed them, and selling them as pets.

[nc4bo]

30. I went to sleep thinking about this thread..

Thinking there would be lots and lots of naughty comedy at DU! I am not disappointed!

[surrealAmerican]

31. That's not a snake.

It's more like a penis salamander.

[reflection]

32. The dreaded Manaconda!

[maxrandb]

34. It's the dreaded "Purple-Headed One-Eyed Yogurt Thrower"! n/t

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35. "Mother nature never fails to impress"...

I'll hold off being impressed until I see some length and girth measurements.

[yellowcanine]

36. That is one ugly amphibian.