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With Profound Apologies...to the Hi-De-Ho Man...
With Profound Apologies
by Crashing Vor
to the Hi-De-Ho Man...
Folks, here's a story 'bout Mitty the Grifter
He was a shiftless old shape shifter
He was the seediest greediest guy
And Mitty had a mouth that could only lie
Lied He Lied He Lied He Lied
Lordy Lordy Lordy Oh
Greedy Greedy Greedy Greed
Lied He Lied He Lied Oh
He messed around in a firm named Bain
He loved the money that much was plain
He bought companies all over town
And ran them all right into the ground
Lied He Lied He Lied He Lied
Woooooooooooooooah
Greedy Greedy Greedy Greed
Lied He Lied He Lied You Know
He had a dream just like his daddy
Thought the White House would be his addy
He built a campaign of secrets and lies
But no one liked him no matter how he tried
Lied He Lied He Lied He Lied He Lied He Lied He Lied!
Lordy Lordy Lordy Lordy Lordy Lordy Oh!
Flippity Flop Flippity Flop Flippity Floppedy Frippery Fop!
Fib Bib Bib Bib BS Fudge Dodge Scrambloo Fib Bib Scramble Fudgie Oy!
He had six houses and dressage horses
Friends with NASCAR teams and pro golf courses
A quarter billion so the man could realax
And never paid a dime in tax
Lied He Lied He Lied He Lied
Woooooooooooooooah
Greedy Greedy Greedy Greed
Lied He Lied He Lied You Know
Now Mitt and Ann started in campaignin'
But the press kept askin' about the Caymans
The missing taxes and oh so much more
Like where he lived 'fore he was governor
Whooooa, yeaaaah
Where did he Where did he
Whoa Whoa
The once-tame press rose up in mutiny
Poor Mitt wasn't used to the scrutiny
He couldn't take it, but old Ann was tough
She said we gave you people enough
Lied He Lied He Lied He Lied
Flippy Floppy where'd he go?
Greedy Greedy Greedy Greed
Wonder if we'll ever know
He ended up in the Hall of Losers
Just an old forgotten truth abuser
You've heard my story with a moral to heed
There's a price to pay for lyin' and greed
Lied He Lied He Lied He Lied
Flippy Floppy where'd he go?
Greedy Greedy Greedy Greed
Wonder if we'll ever know
Poor Mitt, Poor Mitt, Poor Mitt.
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/08/06/1117420/-With-Profound-Apologies
by Crashing Vor
to the Hi-De-Ho Man...
Folks, here's a story 'bout Mitty the Grifter
He was a shiftless old shape shifter
He was the seediest greediest guy
And Mitty had a mouth that could only lie
Lied He Lied He Lied He Lied
Lordy Lordy Lordy Oh
Greedy Greedy Greedy Greed
Lied He Lied He Lied Oh
He messed around in a firm named Bain
He loved the money that much was plain
He bought companies all over town
And ran them all right into the ground
Lied He Lied He Lied He Lied
Woooooooooooooooah
Greedy Greedy Greedy Greed
Lied He Lied He Lied You Know
He had a dream just like his daddy
Thought the White House would be his addy
He built a campaign of secrets and lies
But no one liked him no matter how he tried
Lied He Lied He Lied He Lied He Lied He Lied He Lied!
Lordy Lordy Lordy Lordy Lordy Lordy Oh!
Flippity Flop Flippity Flop Flippity Floppedy Frippery Fop!
Fib Bib Bib Bib BS Fudge Dodge Scrambloo Fib Bib Scramble Fudgie Oy!
He had six houses and dressage horses
Friends with NASCAR teams and pro golf courses
A quarter billion so the man could realax
And never paid a dime in tax
Lied He Lied He Lied He Lied
Woooooooooooooooah
Greedy Greedy Greedy Greed
Lied He Lied He Lied You Know
Now Mitt and Ann started in campaignin'
But the press kept askin' about the Caymans
The missing taxes and oh so much more
Like where he lived 'fore he was governor
Whooooa, yeaaaah
Where did he Where did he
Whoa Whoa
The once-tame press rose up in mutiny
Poor Mitt wasn't used to the scrutiny
He couldn't take it, but old Ann was tough
She said we gave you people enough
Lied He Lied He Lied He Lied
Flippy Floppy where'd he go?
Greedy Greedy Greedy Greed
Wonder if we'll ever know
He ended up in the Hall of Losers
Just an old forgotten truth abuser
You've heard my story with a moral to heed
There's a price to pay for lyin' and greed
Lied He Lied He Lied He Lied
Flippy Floppy where'd he go?
Greedy Greedy Greedy Greed
Wonder if we'll ever know
Poor Mitt, Poor Mitt, Poor Mitt.
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/08/06/1117420/-With-Profound-Apologies
Friggin awesome!
"Lied He Lied He Lied He Lied"
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