Mitt Romney More Reaganesque Than Previously Realized
Reaganesque? Ol Mittens? The Man With the Golden Tongue? Sure, hes got the hair, and the complete lack of devotion to anything resembling fact or verifiable truth, but really, Reaganesque? Yes, Mitt Romney is Reaganesque, by which we mean balls-deep in murdering nuns and Latin American death squads.
Now wait a minute, you are thinking, that is a little far-fetched, tying Mitt Romneys Bain Capital to rightwing Latin American death squads, the kind that raped and killed American nuns, murdered an archbishop in his pulpit, and filled mass graves with the bodies of their political enemies right on the grounds of the US Embassy in Honduras. Yeah, unfortunately, it apparently is not far-fetched at all.
HuffPo brings it, in about a thousand paragraphs tying together previous reporting from the LA Times and the Boston Globe that show Romney went to Salvadorean founding families for the initial startup funds for his precious Bain. And those Salvadorean families had directly financed (or even pulled the goddamn triggers themselves) assassinations of leftwing activists in Guatemala, in just one tiny example from HuffPos smorgasbord of Bain-related Death and Terrorism.
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Theres ever so much more over at HuffPo. For further reading, if youd like to find yourself in an Internet black hole, may we suggest googling such fun phrases as Battalion 316, contras murder nuns, John Negroponte and Roberto DAubuisson. We guarantee a good time will be had by all, or at least a weepathon and massive shame stroke.
http://wonkette.com/480456/mitt-romney-more-reaganesque-than-previously-realized
Wonkette says it so much better than I can, as always.