Bachmann supporter Randy Travis Leaves Jail in Paper Suit After Naked DWI Arrest
Randy Travis left a Texas jail this morning in a brand new suit ... a paper suit ... after cops found the country singer NAKED at the scene of a DWI car wreck.
TMZ broke the story ... officials say Travis had no clothes on when they arrived to the scene of his car accident late last night. They also say Travis was drunk off his ass ... and arrested him for DWI.
After transporting a naked Travis to a nearby jail, officials forced Travis to put on the paper suit ... which he was allowed to wear home.
It's possible Travis wasn't entirely naked during the arrest -- since he was wearing a U of Texas hat on the way out of jail, it's possible he was also sporting the headwear at the crash scene.
http://www.tmz.com/2012/08/08/randy-travis-paper-suit-arrest-naked-dui-drunk-driving/
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we were in this bar called Harpoon Hannas. We'd played golf until about 3pm (each year the guys I grew up with do a golf weekend), and then we went to that bar and ordered drinks and the appetizers (all of them ... one of my friends pointed at the list of appetizers and said "we'll have one of each of these"
. That's how things started.
Around 11pm or so, my buddy Chris went from being a little drunk, to plastered. It was like some one had flipped a switch in his head. So for the next hour or so, he was hilarious. Dancing with every woman who came by our table. He might have danced with a guy or two along the way. He also had a serious discussion with a woman who was equally drunk ... we couldn't make out a single word either of them said. They had apparently invented a new language known only to them.
Anyway ... our table was very close to the guy who was playing the guitar and singing various beach bar tunes. He was pretty good, and because he was close to us, people would walk up and wait by our table to make requests. Earlier in the day, a little girl and her parents came up and asked him to sing "Sweet Caroline" ... but they asked if the little girl (maybe 5 or 6) could do the singing ... so he let her ... and my friends cheered her on ... she was great, when she was done, she came over and high fived us all (and I still need to go try to see if her parents posted it on youtube).
But I digress. So because we were close to the singer, if people wanted to dance, or to make request, they ended up basically standing and talking with us. And my friends are very extroverted. So between 3pm, and 11 or so, we got to know everybody. Every bar maid, and almost every person on the outside deck of Harpoon Hannas.
The result of that was we each ended up talking to different people at the bar. It might be me and one of my friends and 4 people over here, 2 of my other friends and 4 people over there, and so on.
So at about midnight, my brother in law comes over and says "Hey, get a drink, we're going over to the last boat over there". The bar is on the bay, and it has a dock, and people park their boats there. So, I get a drink, and start telling the other guys to do the same.
Now, we're on the boat at the dock ... the 8 of us guys and 2 other guys and about 6 other women. Most of which we'd talked to at the bar. We're all talking, we make a run or two back to the bar (20 feet away) and get additional rounds.
Next thing I know, one of the guys that we don't really know unhooks the boat, cranks up the engine, and off we go. The boat was one of those rectangular pontoon boats. The front was square, with seats along the sides, the back had the steering wheel and a canopy, and seats that went around the back in a U shape.
So a few minutes later, we're out on the bay. Its dark, but there is a near full moon (this was back in June). So I'm sitting there enjoying the sky, and so is everyone else. Other than the boat motor, its quiet. And a buddy of mine, Steve is sitting next to me. And all of a sudden he turns to me and says ... "How the Fuck did we get on a boat?" To which I replied ... "no idea" ... and then he said "well, where are we going?" ... again I said "no idea".
So then I said "Hey Joe, where we going?" (my brother in law's name is also Joe, very confusing at times) ... and he says ... "We're going to Secret's" ... Secret's is another beach bar in Ocean City MD.
Oh ... almost forgot ... its around this point that Chris starts to take off his clothing. Chris is very athletic. And one of the women (divorced woman hitting on Chris) had commented on how "fit he was" ... so after telling her about his work out routine, she said something like "you must have a washboard stomach" ... and so he removed his shirt ... and then, for some reason, also dropped his shorts so that he was wearing nothing but boxers, and then he started to "pose" ... which was funny given that the boat was rocking some, and he could barely stand.
At one point I actually caught him before he fell overboard. He then declared that I have saved his life because he can't really swim. Then I explained that the part of the bay we were in was about 4 feet deep. Regardless, if he and his wife have any more kids (which they can't) he's naming one after me.
As for who owned the boat ... I "think" that one of the 2 guys on the boat worked for the people who owned that boat, and a few other boats. Those people rent the boats, but this boat was one they just bought, and the guy was taking it out to "test" how it handled before they rented it to other people.
We stayed at Secret's for a while (you don't pay a cover if you arrive by boat, who knew), and then made a return trip to Harpoon Hannas, where we stayed until it closed.
The next day, when we told Chris that we took a boat ride to Secret's, Chris said "We went on a boat to Secret's???"
Is that worse than being beaten with an ugly stick?
I laughed myself silly reading that...
"Reeking like a week old dead skunk."
"Been out acting like an idiot punk."
"That's what I drive when I'm naked and drunk."
There, that's better.
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Randy Travis charged with DWI in Texas
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-31749_162-57488993-10391698/randy-travis-charged-with-dwi-in-north-texas/
... During the wee hours of Monday morning, the Denton County Sheriff’s Department said an officer found Travis sitting in his car next to an open bottle of wine, and smelling like alcohol in the parking lot at the First Baptist Church ... But after a short stay in the Denton County jail, the performer released an apology for “what resulted following an evening of celebrating the Super Bowl” ...
Randy Travis Found Drunk in Church Parking Lot
http://www.slate.com/blogs/trending/2012/02/07/randy_travis_found_drunk_in_church_parking_lot.html
Looks like Randy's been drinking too much of the wrong stuff for a while now:
http://www.politico.com/blogs/click/0811/Bachmann_gives_Randy_Travis_a_hug.html
What, because he's from a country town?
Inmates get a few extra perks like an extra meal tray and one additional visit added to their weeks allotment. They volunteer or sign up for the privilege to become an inmate worker. They do the cleaning up of cruisers that have had recent deposits of emesis, blood, feces, urine and stuff like that....
They wear protective gloves and use disinfectant like anyone else.
