Barbie's Proportions On A Real Woman Are Mildly Terrifying

[MrScorpio]

According to Aqua's famous song, "Barbie Girl," "life in plastic" is "fantastic." But judging from this photo showing how Barbie's proportions would look on an actual human woman, emulating Barbie doesn't seem all that great.

The photo began making the Internet rounds after Australian blog, "So Bad So Good" tweeted it:



http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/06/barbie-real-woman-proportions-mildly-terrifying_n_1749204.html?utm_hp_ref=tw

[Electric Monk]

1. Dana Bash has that chin/cheek combo

and I had no idea there was a "CNNFAN.ORG" website until I did a google image search for 'dana bash'

http://cnnfan.org/index.php?/topic/301-dana-bash/

[Spitfire of ATJ]

2. The Right Wing would be more upset by this one...

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[aquart]

5. Amazing what you can produce without genitalia.

But my favorite will always be Potty Training Kelly.

http://www.amazon.com/Barbie-KELLY-Potty-Training-Toilet/dp/B000VA3DNA

[Bonobo]

3. So are the Hulk's.

Isn't it high time we stop pressuring our boy's with these impossible images of masculinity?

[Bucky]

12. Right, but to jump as high as he does, he'd need bigger glutes.

That means butt muscles. I also suspect he'd need hollow bones, like a bird, and yet still much bigger feet.

[thelordofhell]

4. Valeria Lukyanova

[pinboy3niner]

6. Like the average guy's gonna measure up to G.I. Joe

If these guys got a hold of G.I. Joe, he'd be a fat guy eating Cheetos in his parents' basement.

Ken, with his anatomically-incorrect example, is no good, either.

With all of our heroes being trashed, where, oh where, will we find new heroes? ...

[pinboy3niner]

6. Like the average guy's gonna measure up to G.I. Joe

If these guys got a hold of G.I. Joe, he'd be a fat guy eating Cheetos in his parents' basement.

Ken, with his anatomically-incorrect example, is no good, either.

With all of our heroes being trashed, where, oh where, will we find new heroes? ...

[Fumesucker]

8. The Rescue Heroes action figures (no they are NOT dolls) make me feel inadequate as a man..

[Warren DeMontague]

9. and Charlie Brown's skeleton is downright freakish.

There's no way you could support that cranium on a planet with anything close to 1G.

[pinboy3niner]

11. And I suppose Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny aren't real either!

You're harshin' my mellow, dude. Charlie Brown LIVES!!!!

[Warren DeMontague]

13. Oh, he lives.

He's just grossly maladapted for this Planet.

[pinboy3niner]

14. Perhaps this Planet is grossly maladapted for him

Charlie Brown's a sweetheart. How could HE possibly be 'maladapted'?

If it weren't for that damn Lucy, he'd be a superhero!

[Warren DeMontague]

10. wait a minute. "Aqua's famous song"?

You mean the song that was voted Worst Song Of The 90s?

Yeah, famous like Howard The Duck. Famous for sucking.