Are we sure the Pig is not perpetating a huge reality tv type grift on us...

Who enjoys getting one over on everybody but isn’t quite as smart as he thinks, and ends up pissing off some mafia types who force him to run for the highest office in the land -or else - and through an unlikely series of foul play and his opposition’s gaffes he actually attains it, where, over the course of several years, all his character defects are inevitably revealed, until only the most moronic of his supporters still believe a word he says.

Tune in next week for the exciting conclusion!